FAT CAT #3. Fat Cat tries skydiving. Don't worry. Cats land on their feet...if they land. #Catfails

FAT CAT #2. Fat cat tries bungee jumping. Don't worry. He has nine lives. #8togo #HeWillBeFine

FAT CAT #1. Fat cat tries skateboarding. #catfail #cat

WIVES: Need a last minute gift idea for your husband? Simply tell him:

YIKES! These boys thought they were playing the Floor is Lava - but the floor is literally LAVA! 🔥 @WholesomeMeme #KIDFAILS

Santa FAIL #4 🎅❌ Rolls in the shiny new bike… Sees the photo on the wall… …and quietly wheels it right back out the door 😭❤️ Even Santa gets choked up sometimes. #hohoNO (Daily tiny #SantaFAIL until Christmas — today we needed tissues with the giggles)

Check out this video for the explanation: vimeo.com/290330645

Santa FAIL #3 🎅❌ “Ho ho ho—wait… why is there a box with fireworks by the chimney?!” …3…2…1… 💥🎆🏠 Hope they have Santa insurance! 😂 #hohoNO (Daily tiny #SantaFAIL until Christmas — pure kid-safe chaos!)

Santa FAIL #2 🎅❌ He thought the kids wanted a puppy under the tree… He forgot to check who already owns the house 😼😼😼😼 #hohoNO (Daily tiny #SantaFAIL until Christmas — 100% kid-safe giggles guaranteed!)

Cats are funny. Fat cats are hilarious!

My wife thinks all women are equally pretty.