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I'm goin in.

Joined February 2023
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Things I have won: A 19in TV by eating a 5 lb sandwich in 5 minutes Several age groups in races in which my age group had fewer than 6 competitors- including a 50k Gameweek 2 of Fantasy MLS
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Look, the USA winning would be great as a USMNT fan but as an Everton fan Demarai Gray bringing back silverware would be almost as good as not getting relegated starsandstripesfc.com/2023/7…
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Darren Eales is in town, Atlanta lost to Josef Martinez last week, Justin Meram put Charlotte ahead, Atlanta United is just going to spend all year losing to 2019 Atlanta United
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I hope he brought @DarrenEales with him
Darren Eales will be at The Brewhouse at 7 am Saturday to meet and greet #newcastle supporters here in #atlanta. Team plays #Leeds in a massive match for both #epl teams.
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Everton getting mom’s spaghetti from Arsenal and Brighton proves that this is a simulation, this kind of thing only happens in football manager
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Excited to see McKennie get a chance to play for a manager on the level of Pep, Klopp, and Arteta
📋 Your #LUFC Starting XI...
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Luiz Araujo is questionable... is, is that the 3-5-2's music?
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In honor of Brek Shea retiring and presumably channelling the thoughts of a far off celestial civilization to save western society I wanted to share a post I posted about him dirtysouthsoccer.com/platfor…
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Quick recap of #ATLUTD season so far Atl 2-1 SJ - literally the luckiest thing ever Atl 1-1 TOR - o lord, the midfield Atl 3-0 CLT - legit win against a bad team Atl 5-1 Por - WE'RE BACK BABY Atl 1-6 Col - o lord, everything Atl 1-0 NYRB - nevery win against a team in turmoil
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Atl 1-2 - Memphis - 3rd string keeper is the most important position on your soccer team and when the good DPs are out the team is completely toothless Atl 1-3 - NSH - the midfield is soup and the team is almost toothless without the DP striker
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In short, we're the Atlanta Almada-Giakoumakises and if one is not on the field we're in trouble and if both are out it's going to be rough if not completely awful
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