Happy Halloween. Me and @lru15615131 are headed to Rick’s costume party tonight dressed as Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly from “High Noon.” I think we look strong.
Sure, he’s fast. And sure his little kicks look impressive in movies. But in a real hand-to-hand fight with a combat veteran, he’d get his eggs scrambled.
Man, I got me a shit-ton of strong Italian poontang when I was doubling for Rick in Rome. I’d take ‘em two at a time—sometimes three.
Rick, I’m your driver, man. I’m your gofer. I’m not complaining, man. I like driving you around. I like doing shit around the house and house-sitting in the Hollywood Hills when you’re gone.























