Broncos fan in Panthers territory. Father of three, husband of one. Read my tweets as sarcasm. They're better that way.
Charlotte, NC
Joined March 2014
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"American Takedown" is a pretty sweet show. It's incredible how much work goes into a major bust. (cc: @AETV)
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USATODAY app features Bruce Jenner's latest dress selection, but makes zero mention of Planned Parenthood baby parts market.
It's a little embarrassing to admit how happy using my phone as a @RokuPlayer remote makes me sometimes. 😊 #RokuApp
I don't know how my wife has survived, either. The grace of God, I suppose. #NeedAVacation
I don't know how I've survived the past 4 months. It's one thing after another, every single day. I'm so burnt out. #NeedAVacation
LOL. RT @wcnc: Petition to change the name of Cracker Barrel goes viral on.wcnc.com/1O8xa8w
Awesome. RT @johnhawkinsrwn: Trump's press release on ESPN/NASCAR "dropping" him is just perfectly, awesomely Trump. teapawt.net/johnhawkinsrwn/status/…
All involved should be embarrassed. teapawt.net/benshapiro/status/6188…
If you haven't, watch the @Netflix documentary on this guy. A very nice and humble man. RIP, Burt. teapawt.net/ABC/status/61787992756…
Burt Shavitz, cosmetics company co-founder with name behind Burt's Bees, has died at age 80: abcn.ws/1Uq1jo8
Worst movies I've ever seen:
1) Fifty Shades of Grey
2) Anchorman 2
3) Snakes on a Plane
4) Amistad
5) Dreamcatcher
Those were a few of my thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey, if any of you were wondering. I just got around to seeing it tonight, obviously.
Worst movie I've ever seen. Terrible acting. Awful music. Horrendous story telling. #FiftyShades