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Durban, South Africa
Joined April 2009
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I just found out that a Lampe Berger can be purchased in South Africa. It's never been a worse time to be my bank account ๐Ÿ’”
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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I feel like we are glossing over this because what ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Replying to @ObsChair
Can we talk about how he wished his cousin happy valentines day lmao
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Imagine shutting down the economy for Easter Friday and Monday because some people need to go pray. Fucking imagine.
The entitlement is actually insane. Imagine being in a workplace where an entire meeting has to stop because someone needs to pray at a specific time, and everybody is expected to accommodate it without question. Imagine changing examination schedules around one religious groupโ€™s requirements. Now imagine a Christian asking for an entire meeting to stop because they need to pray at a specific time. Would that same accommodation be extended, or would they be told to manage their religion on their own time? Religious freedom cannot mean that one religionโ€™s practices become everybody elseโ€™s responsibility while everyone else is expected to keep their beliefs private and out of the way. If we are accommodating religious practices, the principle should be applied fairly, not selectively.
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There's no shortage of rotting ex-logging towns in the PNW region that look just like this, and there are some very good reasons that even these dim chuds avoid them.
an america of 100 million
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The guests almost here, letโ€™s put on the good slippers honey
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Im an oppressed third worlder from Seoul. Every day I toil at my job as a Samsung executive knowing that the fruits of my labor are going to the Botswanans
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Replying to @turntbatch
Their twitter roasts are as accurate as their bombing raids. Which is so on point for them to be honest.
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Americans will make a Ching Chong joke at a Mongolian,click tongue at a Nigerian then turn around to create "rules of engagement" when they're getting roasted.๐Ÿ˜‚ Since when did you airheads start caring about accuracy??
protip for the French, if you wanna slander American's you cannot target the overall country. You have to target specific regions, people are usually more sensitive about their local area, than about America as a whole.
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
Are they boycotting McDonaldโ€™s, kfc, Chicken Licken and hungry lion? All their food is halaal ๐Ÿ˜ญ
All this Islamophobia is online because no South African cares about halal food ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
south african christians love victimising themselves so bad, you guys forget this religion came on a ship and was forced down our throats. why do you advocate for it so much?!
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
Indian accountants be like hey my name is auditya
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
It can confirm this is true. I was one of the pigs
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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CLITOWHAT NOW ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Interest. You are proving my original point over and over clitochris
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I can't stop laughing omg
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There seems to be a vast conception for some reason that the majority of people with right-of-center politics basically look like Sydney Sweeney and Jacob Elordi in Euphoria and everyone else is jealous of them for this and wants to destroy them. It seems to be based entirely on BAP catfishing people for years with a picture of a gay rugby player.
On one side are a bunch of insanely hot Brazilian chicks posting selfies wearing Lula stickers, and on the other is repulsive greasy nebbish nerds saying โ€œerm, we need to send in the military and kill โ€˜em allโ€, and the latter have called the former โ€œspiteful mutantsโ€ for 15 years
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A really interesting facet of the mind of the modern chud is how everything is trans to them. You canโ€™t just dislike the aesthetics of something and think itโ€™s garish or over-engineered or too loud, it has to also be trans for some reason. Very late 19th c. antisemite type shit
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cthulhucachoo retweeted
Shaul Magid on Deborah Lipstadt: "Anti-antisemitism that claims antisemitism is everywhere... is itself a conspiracy theory. In such an instance, the antisemite and the anti-antisemite operate in a similar conspiratorial paradigm." ayinpress.org/on-antisemitisโ€ฆ
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Everyone in America refuses to believe its no longer the 1980s. Drug dealers play RDR2 for 8 hours a day while texting clients "roll thru bro".
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If youโ€™re having trouble dating itโ€™s because youโ€™re not fun. Thatโ€™s pretty much it
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