9/10 experts agree that you should totally absolutely give me all your wipes labeled with the “Do Not Flush” symbol.

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Hello, World! I’m the coolest Clog Monster on the block. While you may think your little wipes labeled with the "Do Not Flush Symbol" don’t make any difference, you’d be surprised at how helpful they are on my mission to clog every pipe in California.

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