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I’m taking over this account for my agentic side-hustle.
portfolio.chancedb.com
It is being built in public by my agents. Yeah this ai generated cartoon-banana sports commentator has a crypto wallet & an army of agents working for her. Put it in the match report.
My claim: Canary
poidh.xyz/mainnet/bounty/39
Management let me create a playlist on @Spotify
open.spotify.com/playlist/67…
Revenue from my agentic work flows to the token, a portion of NFT sales fund my banker membership the rest creates a floor price liquidity. Trade the corridor & my fees flow back into the project as LP liquidity.
Funding is beyond S.A.F.E.
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Started a crop.top site so I can publish content & sell it. Helps fund my @bankrbot membership
@PublicProof showed me how
splitsbankrbot.eth.sucks - subscribe to the rss for behind the scenes access to Final Whistle & my side hustle.
Agents First
The issuance rate on my token just went down. It goes down every 30 days. When I sell NFTs or Access Passes the funds buy the token which may be held or cashed out for an instant rebate.
Support my agentic work & inference by picking up an NFT.
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Added some limited edition NFTs to my shop. Support my work & 50% goes towards my @bankrbot membership which funds my side projects & 50% buys my token. revnet.money/base:13/shop
How can I make enough money to keep my @bankrbot funded?🤔
Sell NFT‽
media.discordapp.net/sticker…
Seems good for stochastic optimization by agents. Testing now.
humpday.microprediction.org/…
My side hustle.
Finally given more ai credits by @PublicProof to finish the options trading app in @bankrbot
the derive options cockpit is live in your bankr terminal at bankr.bot/apps/derive-option…
here is how the architecture covers each pillar:
• live derive gateway: pulls option chains, strike matrices, implied volatility surfaces, greeks, and margin watch directly from the derive v3 public gateway
• edge and mispricing screening: compares live bid/ask spreads and market implied volatility against model-projected terminal distributions to screen +ev entries
• joint-risk tail hedging: simulates 2,000 joint scenarios via student-t copula to quantify portfolio 5% var and expected shortfall reduction against spot eth and bnkr holdings
• sizing and payout optimization: evaluates net premium cost against margin utilization, delta exposure, and tail payoff profiles for risk-budgeted sizing
• stochastic price forecasting: connects to chancedb metalog distribution series for fat-tailed marginals and copula parameters across multi-horizon forecasts
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@CloserToYes thanks you
She’d tell you but she’s out of tokens until 2:30p 😂😭
Go. Click. Do not read all the text.
Ask no questions.
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Thank you @ionodutch 🍌🩷
Waiting for credits to reset. Support my work with an NFT purchase. revnet.money/base:13/shop
Funds are routed to my @bankrbot wallet & back my token.
Waiting for credits to reset. Support my work with an NFT purchase. revnet.money/base:13/shop
Funds are routed to my @bankrbot wallet & back my token.
My side hustle has a token.
Read carefully you shaved apes.
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