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Jared

@CloughdNine
 Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2010
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White women after the slap™
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laura osnes’ costar tony yazbeck literally had to plead with her over his two young children being high risk and she had seen nick cordero’s death and how amanda kloots and elvis’ lives were upended by it and still said “eh I’ll pass on the vaccine”
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Mike Pence telling Kamala "You're entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts" and then the next question being about climate change is *chef's kiss* #VPDebate
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Replying to @CloughdNine
Hi, Jared. It's not open yet. It is still scheduled to be opened later today. We'll certainly let everyone know when it's officially reopened. ^JL
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Need. Water. Dead.
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What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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I'm headed to the Sundance #WomensMarch - ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand if it'll help teapawt.net/piersmorgan/status/822…
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@piersmorgan21 Jan 2017
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
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So the Rockettes should "do their job" but pharmacists who don't want to give birth control or bakers that won't serve gay people shouldn't?
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"Bring on that pecan pie!" #BigBlondeAndBeautiful #HairsprayLive
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Relative praising Trump? Time them. When they're done, tell them you're donating $5 for each minute they talked to Planned Parenthood
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@NPR13 Nov 2016
Chancellor Merkel said Germany would work with a Trump administration that respects "democracy" and "freedom." n.pr/2fNNxNM
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@TIME27 Oct 2016
Now you can get your caffeine fix with a Gilmore Girls coffee subscription service ti.me/2e1tFqU
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The New York Times has a new commenting system. nytimes.com/interactive/2016…
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The nightmare continues tomorrow... #AHS6
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What's cooking? #AHS6
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@cher10 Aug 2016
Many ppl say Donald🚽Trump Wears UMPA LUMPA Depends,& Fills his"YUGE"Bellybutton With CHEAP Cavier...IM NOT SAYING IT,But Some Ppl Say That😉
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RT Rapes women gets 4 months in jail. Sells CDs of music outside of store gets shot and killed. #altonsterling teapawt.net/AlmiightyMJ/status/750…
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Retweet if you saw #MuellerMagic – at Queens, NY
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Retweet to enter to win a prize package from this year's Tony nominated Best Musical Revivals! #10DaysOfTonys
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Replying to @CloughdNine
@CloughdNine We loved your tweet so much it's going to be displayed tonight on our Dela-braiton @zoomph visual!
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