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People can't vacation anymore, apparently
An Arizona orthopedic surgeon allegedly tried to board a five-night Bahamas cruise with MDMA, THC gummies, vape oil, lollipops, and psychedelic chocolates in his luggage.
And some of the ecstasy pills were stamped with the Tesla logo. 😂
Dr. Jacob Henrichsen, 38, was arrested at PortMiami after customs officers discovered the assortment during a baggage inspection.
Investigators reportedly found nearly 12 grams of MDMA, approximately 160 grams of mushroom-branded chocolate that preliminarily field-tested positive for LSD-related properties, and more than 300 grams of THC products.
Henrichsen faces three felony charges, including MDMA trafficking. He’s pleaded not guilty, and his attorney is disputing how the drug quantities were calculated.
Now, I have questions.
Was this all for personal use? Was he planning to share? And why would someone with a medical career risk everything over a five-night cruise?
Because I would LOVE to know what this man’s vacation itinerary looked like.
📸 Miami-Dade Corrections and Rehabilitation Department
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The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
Quite the elevator pitch here lmao
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Stu Feiner put on an ALL TIME performance this week
Barstool Sports Advisors Week 6 is LIVE
God forbid a man drinks a Juicy Juice every now and then
The NFL has rescinded the $14,926 fine it imposed on 49ers FB Kyle “Juice” Juszczyk for what it thought was a distasteful celebration of chugging a beer. The league said it was withdrawing the fine “because his celebration was simulating drinking a juice box, not a beer….Mr. Juszczyk finally stated that the fine is hypocritical with the amount of Bud Light sponsorships surrounding the NFL.” Fine rescinded.
Ahhh coming from the guy that has planes constantly getting delayed for away games because he can’t show up in time for flights. Got it. But glad your new 12th man on the bench shows up a month early to chuck up some shots!
Giannis Antetokounmpo on how he used to approach the time before training camp with the Bucks after experiencing Heat Culture, Via @eric_nehm
“No, I don’t regret it because you gotta deal with the personnel the team has. Brook Lopez is not showing up a month early. Khris Middleton is not showing up a month early. Jrue Holiday is not showing up a month early. Like, we knew what the deal was.”
Miami has the 4th best odds on Kalshi to win the Eastern Conference next season
Nigga said:
A photographer captures capybaras getting close to each other in the water.
[📸: @andrewpalmer , @edinburghzoo ]
AI is getting crazy nowadays huh
Deshaun Watson on if he needs to have a big game to start in first Browns' home game this season, via @MaryKayCabot:
"I think the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 touchdowns every week."
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How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket
Guys can’t have fun anymore?
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