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BKL, log kam kar ke kamate aur khate hain - har kissi ki tere jaise h*ram ki kamai nahi hoti.
In Gujarat, Diwali holidays typically last for 5 days, extending up to Labh Pancham. However, if a weekend falls around the same time, it often turns into a 7–8 day break.
I genuinely believe this should be a practice across India. A week-long Diwali holiday is absolutely necessary, just like the extended Christmas holidays in many other countries.
Corrency note main Micro-Chip fit karne wale behenji?
@SwetaSinghAT - 😀😀😀
The Jatt Sikhs mogging the Pahadis/Dogras
Prime Minister Narendra Modi attended the wedding reception of Rajkumar Martand Singh, son of Yuvraj Vikramaditya Singh and Yuvrani Chitrangada Raje, and grandson of Dr. Karan Singh and Rhea Badal, daughter of former Punjab Finance Minister Manpreet Singh Badal and Sardarni Vinu Badal, in New Delhi on Tuesday.
@vikramaditya_JK @Martand_JK
Abbe La*de!
Mughals ruled over you for 600+ years. The country remained a slave for 1000+ years.
Posting these cringe memes won't change anything.
Abbe La*de!
This has nothing to do with India. The markets rose world over because of your American Baap's defeat.
Once this news is factored in, the markets will return to usual - falling again.
Indian stock markets ended sharply higher on Thursday, with the Sensex surging over 2,000 points and the Nifty settling above the 24,500 mark.
I have seen countless tweets abusing FM @nsitharaman whenever the market goes down, even slightly.
But I have never seen a single tweet thanking her when the market goes up.
Hypocrisy Ki Bhi Seema Hoti Hai.
Abbe Chotte Fanta!
BKL - Center mein sarkar tumhari. State mein sarkar tumhari. Protest kiss bat ka kar rahe ho? 😀😀😀
#WATCH | Ghaziabad: Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath participates in 'Loktantra Bachao, Arajakta Hatao' padyatra in Ghaziabad.
This is a made-up story. @sabeer is nothing more than an attention wh*re!
My son loved going to the Gurdwara and knew the routine: tying a scarf on his head, touching his head to the ground, fanning the holy book, getting the Prasad, and sitting on the floor for langar. Every week he encouraged his siblings to join until the Granthi disallowed him from fanning the holy book because he was wearing socks. Since then he has lost interest in visiting the Gurdwara. How do I bring his mojo back?
Abbe La*de!
1. This was built by Mulayam Singh Yadav
2. The lights that BJP government has installed make it look like a red-light area.
Anpadh. Jahil. Ganwaar.
two words - 'Slave DNA'
Hindu Americans spend their entire lives trying to prove their loyalty to USA. They can go to any extent to do so, and yet they are abused by the American Right Wing.
Muslim Americans, don't give a damn about USA. They remain loyal to their religion, express it openly, and are pampered by the American Left Wing.
WTF is he even doing?
🚨 DESESPERO:
Torcedor do São Paulo é flagrado rezando para que seu time vença o Corinthians hoje pelo Brasileirão
🎥 @PiscesFueda