Let me get this straight, in 1989 in order to save the starship Enterprise, Geordi's plan to save the ship is to "Turn it it off, and turn it back on again." Then in VisionQuest in 2026, to fix himself, Vision has to turn himself off, and back on again. Tech support is overpaid. Next time your wifi sucks, you know what to do.

Remember when you had to have a college email address to have a Facebook account? And when it was weird that your parents were on it? And now LinkedIn is just a social media platform in a pant suit. Yeah, I'm old. Time for another coffee... ☕️

"There is no such thing as work-life balance. Everything worth fighting for unbalances your life." --Alain de Botton

The strangest thing about the Liberty Mitual commercials is not the Emu, its the fact that Doug wears a tie on his polo. I said it.

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth

We spend too much time talking about where the Post Defender is during the PnR. They are only relevant in relation to the On-Ball Defender's coverage. Force 'Over' coverage from the On-Ball Defender consistently, and you win the game.

Tell me your wife works from home without telling me she works from home:

“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” —David Ogilvy

“Few of us are as good as we think we are; none of us are as good as we can be.” - Tom S.

A Hill I will Die on: Adding the Muppets is never a bad idea.

Robin #3: "What movie are we gonna watch?" Me: "The Goonies" R3: "Is that a kid fun show?" Me: "Yes! It was filmed where Daddy grew up" R3: "UGH! That means its gonna be in Black & White!"

Belgium was easily the better team today. Regardless, I will be taking out my frustrations on a whole platefull of waffles.

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"Its so hard to get position on the block."

3-Team Trade: BOS - MIL - SAS (Giannis + Fox) Celtics receive: Giannis Bucks receive: Fox + Queta + 4 2nds + 2 unprotected 1sts/ 2 swaps Spurs receive: Hauser + Scheierman + 2 unprotected 1sts/ 2 swaps Cap Impact (2026-27): Team | Cap Before | Cap After | TPE Usage -----------|------------|-----------|---------------------------------- Celtics | ~$205M | ~$247M | $27.7M TPE used on Giannis leg Bucks | ~$160M | ~$154M | None Spurs | ~$140M | ~$103M | None Notes: - Celtics have Best Starting 5 in NBA -- but dont draft for 4 years - Celtics let Vucevic walk, need to sign min Salary Post - Bucks get heavy draft capital + have Fox + Turner now, or flip Turner/Fox/Both at Deadline - Spurs get major payroll relief + shooting + solid long-term assets - Spurs now open door for Harper to be full-time Starter @BillSimmons Who says no? Assuming Spurs lose...