I'm married, have 2 kids and teach and coach at the high school I graduated from. In Union there is strength.

Seattle
Joined March 2010
Everything changes, nothing changes at all. - Anthony Bourdain – at Seattle, WA
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I was thinking it would feel good if the Seahawks dominated the Chiefs, especially if Harrison Butker missed two kicks and Kenneth Walker was an absolutely no show. But I was wrong… It felt amazing. Go Hawks.
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Burpees! Great group this AM. Encourage everyone to consider “discipline” over “punishment”. “Discipline is the process of taking something away, that is significant to someone, in order to change their behavior” - Nick Saban
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Sloppy is on Q tomorrow and still riding the high from last weekend. Come out and end the week strong! 530 @ MBJH
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THIS IS WHAT FREEDOM LOOKS LIKE🇺🇸
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🔥 wildfire on Q tomorrow at Shire 🔥 Cool temps don't stand a chance. Come start the week out right. 530 @ MBJH.
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired I hope she sues
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The lunch ladies are on fire…
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2026 sports season begins: Mariners: Popular WS pick Huskies: Widespread playoff contender Seahawks: Defending champs return more production that any title team in ages Sonics: Unanimous lock to return 2026 sports season unfolds:
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I see Silver learned at the foot of Stern. Fuck this shitbag league of billionaire extorters squeezing out the average fan attending their games but trying to make them pay for their public subsidized arenas. You have sucked my passion for the game dry.
Seattle is no longer considered a lock for an NBA expansion team, Adam Silver has informed team owners, per @WindhorstESPN. The league is reportedly using Mexico City as a potential alternative to pressure Seattle’s bidding group into raising its offer. (h/t @TheNBABase )
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Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
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This is a fun combo for a sub 30 min neighborhood walk. The sandbag moves to different positions including farmers carries, right shoulder, left shoulder, etc. I don’t go far, typically more than one mile but less than two Miles.
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40 years ago today, after a nightmare 1985 season, SNL fired 75% of its cast and filled it w/groundlings kids and stand ups. The opening night was a Dana Carney tour de force. Chopping Broccoli
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Man I was really hoping an Oregon loss would make me feel a little better after the terrible Huskies loss. And you know what? It did. It absolutely did.
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In 2018, comedian Michelle Wolf hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and was PANNED. Now, 8 years later, the joke’s on her haters: everything she said aged extraordinarily well 👍🏾 On Trump not showing up to the dinner: “I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab. He said it first. Yeah, he did. You remember? Good.” On Trump’s daughter and senior adviser, Ivanka. “She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she’s about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She’s done nothing to satisfy women. So I guess, like father like daughter.” On vice-president Mike Pence: “He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there. And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want, I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got for your secret mistress.” On White House counsellor Kellyanne Conway: “You guys have to stop putting Kellyanne on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree? I’m not suggesting she gets hurt. Just stuck. Stuck under a tree.” On former press secretary Sarah Huckabee: “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. But she burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” Immediately after the dinner, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued an apology — saying the night was supposed to “unite not divide” — and dozens of papers panned the comic in their reviews. But dozens of comedians rushed to Wolf’s defense. Stephen Colbert, who was the featured entertainer at the 2006 event, said it best: “This is the correspondents' dinner, celebrating the freedom of speech. You can't just say whatever you want!" 😝 8 years later, Wolf has still never apologized. Nor should she! She got the last laugh 🎤 ⤵️
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After the Bears fired him in 1993, Ditka made a cameo appearance on the SNL cold open with the Superfans. What a loss.
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Rip Coach. Too much to say, it's all attached. #dabears #ditka
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If you’re scared of this direction of robot pets I’m pretty sure these fuzzy guys know how to keep you safe.
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Come out to Shire tomorrow morning for a beatdown before the weather comes in. Jammies on Q.
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44 years ago today on Taxi, a Chris Lloyd masterclass, Jim's Inheritance. Jim's father has died and he wishes he could hear just once, that he loved him. The masterclass is done when Jim finally realizes, without saying a word, that his dad loved him more than he could know.
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Replying to @NotTheExpertYT
Social media accounts need to have someone on hand to make sure there's no accidental offensive acronyms formed by their tweets.
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