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Joined August 2022
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
If you’re a Democrat, I don’t care. If you’re a Republican, I don’t care. If you scream “BLOCK SOMEBODY” to the offensive line at football games, you suck.
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Julius Chestnut gone be on the banner in the new stadium
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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God watching me pick the Titans as my favorite team when I was a child
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Why can’t life always be this easy
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Chiefs Rams 2018 and 105 points on MNF
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Philly fans entering the LeBron-Jordan debate on the LeBron side
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Thinking about football.
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The 73-win Warriors entered the Finals as the winningest team in NBA history, while Cleveland carried a 52-year championship drought. On this day in 2016, Cleveland completed the first 3-1 comeback in NBA Finals history, winning three straight to capture its first championship 🏆
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Cam Skattebo’s just trying to figure out how Gus Fring survived that explosion
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
I will be attending the NW Showcase those saturday session 2. Excited to compete and show my talents! @THENWSHOWCASE @Coach__Snyder @AndrewNemec @CoachMikeVance
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
Happy Birthday @Cameron7Ward! 🥳
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
LeBron has now played 295 playoff games. In terms of GameScore, his performance tonight ranks 192nd out of 295. 29-13-6 with an insanely clutch steal & 3 pointer is not even a top 190 playoff game for LeBron James.
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It’s uncomfortable, i know.
LeBron is averaging 25/9/8 in the ‘26 Playoffs. No player older than 33 has ever averaged 25/8/8 over a 3 game span in the Playoffs. LeBron is 41.
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
Father Time’s record: 9,879,987,561,217,987,354 and 1
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LeBron's still doing it, T.
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
Dog was just waiting for his opportunity to get on the couch haha.
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The dopamine rush of scrolling through twitter after your favorite player had an all time great performance
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Coach Michael Vance retweeted
I drank a Slurp. WHAT? I drank another slurp. WHAT? 3 Slurps. OH NO. 4 Slurps. WHAT? 5 Slurps. WHAT? 6 Slurps. WHAT? 7 Slurps. WHAT? 8 Slurps. WHAT? 9 Slurps. WHAT? And a Chug Chug. WHATTTT?
AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE… 4.16.26.
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