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Not Mike Zimmer

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Parody Account Not affiliated with Mike Zimmer's views or beliefs in any way. Aaron Rodgers sits when he pees. #skol

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"Our OL is dog shit, I get hit more than Josh Browns wife, our defense couldn't stop a manikin, and our kicker is Helen Keller." -SB
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But I thought everyone said Rodgers was football Jesus?
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Worst officiated football game on both sides of all time?
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Kirk Cousins > Aaron Rodgers
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37 made field goals in a row? Haven’t missed since 2019? Welcome to the Minnesota kicker curse Myers. #wideleft
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Well at least we didn’t lose by 35....
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GAMEDAY #Skol
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Hold my solo cup.
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Kickers aren’t people
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I wonder how many Vikings fans have died from a stroke thanks to kickers
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Will we make the Playoffs?
50%Absolutely
50%Not a Chance
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3rd and 4? Bet your life savings on a 3 yard pass #skol
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Best Captions....go
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I wish we still had Teddy
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Is that Kirk Cousins or Usain Bolt?
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How to watch all Minnesota sports teams
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Shout out to Rudolph on a sick catch...shout out to an empty stadium so I can actually hear him scream “FUCKKKK YEAAAAA” and spike the ball
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How to correctly watch the Vikings
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That’s my QB
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