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#RollTide 🐘| Mediocre Runner

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2013
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I think about this quote often
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Logo and all that crying Cig was doing didn’t carry much weight I see
Indiana dropped 5 spots to #9… while on their bye week
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Whew, we thought they were mad last week lol
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Inject this into my veins!
I'm about to go on an uncomfortable rant about @LSUfootball and @Lane_Kiffin, and I really don't give a shit. LSU is one of the top schools in college football and spends the most money on building its roster and resources. They had the number one portal class in America and paid Lane Kiffin 90 million dollars. I'm sick of the "give him time" bullshit. I'm sick of celebrities walking the tiger walk like it's a fucking parade and Mardi Gras. Lane, you can make people feel good about the optics, but that shit never fooled me. You can’t recruit in-state because these kids think you’re a snake and it needs to change. It's always been about winning games REMEMBER THAT. From the "let them" gimmick on social media to the whole "Ole Miss playoff" shenanigans and "recruiting pro players to LSU," you need to grow the fuck up. Real talk. Decide if you want to be a coach or a professional troll, but do it quick because they won't keep being patient with you. These fans will hate me for saying this, and I could give a rat's ass. I poured my blood and sweat into that university and brought a national championship back to Baton Rouge. Their opinions don't matter to me. We pay you 90 million and give you over 40 million to build the best roster in America, yet Pete Goulding has more meaningful wins as head coach at Ole Miss than you. I hope this makes you uncomfortable when you read it, because it should. Nobody in that facility will call you out on your bullshit, but I will. Cut the Mardi Gras gimmick, hot yoga, and content creating show. When Alabama dominates the living hell out of you on your home turf as a touchdown underdog, some nasty conversations need to happen. This isn't Bowling Green or UTEP. You don't get time to build a culture. I'm sick of hearing more about Lane Kiffin's off-field shenanigans than winning games that matter. Hate me all you want for what I say, but this is who I am and always was. Ask anybody about me in that building, Lane. They'll tell you. Get this fucking shit fixed. Forever LSU.
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Don’t go bending the knee like everyone else sans Bama next week, Mizzou
Don't look now, but next week is a banger, too: Mizzou at Georgia Utah at Arizona Florida at Kentucky Texas at LSU Texas Tech at Oklahoma State USC at Indiana Michigan at Oregon Oregon State at Boise State ...and at least 5 others that are super interesting
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Good for Bama going double bird on everyone after taking it all week about their ranking.
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Indiana has 9 B1G opponents on the schedule. 8 played this weekend. They went 0-8. #iufb
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Tennessee better be ranked ahead of Alabama on Tuesday.
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The real Pete Golding is standing up, I see
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Just looking at our season thus far…overall great but near the top of the priority list this offseason needs to be finding a difference making back
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Geauxin’ home with the DUB! 😤 #RollTide | @BuildSubmarines
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Fraudulent program…one injury and entire team fell apart
JEREMIAH SMITH FRUSTRATED 😳 Smith was seen screaming toward the sideline as Ohio State trailed Oregon 31-14 late in the third quarter.
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6-5 otw with all them mercenaries on the roster
Lane and em got Texas and Tennessee left damnnnn…
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That bad week happened in one of the toughest environments in college football coming the week after a war
Bama’s had 1 bad week this season. Fanbase wants perfection
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$50 Million roster and 3 Ls…the Lane Kiffin experience
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Had to do a double take - thought Julio suited back up for this one for a sec
Keelon Russell finds Cederian Morgan for SIX! Bama leads LSU 24-13 in Death Valley
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Best. In. The. World. Argue with ya momma.
LUKA IS NOW AVERAGING 40: 40.1 PPG 7.8 RPG 7.7 APG 50% FG 42% 3PT 87% FT
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Character was built
Imagine being a parent trying to secure a Buzz Lightyear toy in 1995 šŸ“·: Getty
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Blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile, but he found one here
ā€œCurt Cignetti is the best coach in the country and he is the most full of shit man maybe that’s ever occupied a head coaching job… Indiana has done nothing, they schedule like cowards and he just knows with his stupid fan base that all he has to do is press the SEC button and everybody claps like sealsā€ -Brandon Walker
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We have eyes, coach
NEW: Indiana's Curt Cignetti on the College Football Playoff rankings: "SEC gets a lot of love from ESPN, you know, and all their writers that they don’t technically pay, but march to their drum. So, and that’s why you see all these SEC teams up there, you know, and some good two-loss teams from the Big Ten, not quite as high. But like I said, it’s all going to be played out on the field." (via @TheHoosierOn3) on3.com/news/curt-cignetti-c…
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Dude…Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker
11 STRAIGHT LUKA POINTS 😳 He's got 23 in the second quarter on the road!
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