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CaffeineCoco

@Coconono84

I’M A GIRL PLEASE STOP DMING ME “heyyy did I see you at the bar last night haha” AND “your name sounds soooo familiar” STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Joined February 2023
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Ozymandias@TheUltimateOzzY9h
Replying to @yoracrab
@yoracrab
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🦀 YORA 🦀
@yoracrab9h
the Roman Carax build
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Just killed and ate my neighbour as a precautionary measure
AP (@THEAP99) profile pictureAP@THEAP99Oct 29
The lack of sand interaction animations in GTA 6 is worrying, poor quality
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ellie 🐳@unreleasedblurOct 30
me when the umbrella scientists started throwing shit at bryan
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jay☆@datenshiluka11h
Throwing a Moira orb into a room and hearing that shit start sizzling like a seafood boil
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DeeGenie@DeeGenie_19h
Was lowkey flaming a DPS in my game going double negative and didn't realize it was my Duo until I checked the stat sheet 💔
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mira ⚢@jixuis14h
*tickling your vagina* coochie coochie coochie
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Rambutan Tang@RambutanTang12315h
I watched in real time as he got this wordle pattern dude im in actual tears
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Replying to @mastergoobway
I did this one time when i was 10. I was playing a roblox military game and i kept failing at the obby part of the training and i got so mad i tried to rip my dick off with my bare hands until my face turned red and i couldnt stop yelling from the pain. My mom didnt seem to care
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Eu congelando meu amigo gênero fluído em nitrogênio líquido, pra que ele vire gênero sólido e eu não corra o risco dele transicionar durante o sexo e eu acabar acidentalmente fazendo sexo hétero:
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Miss Good Pussy@throwanitback11h
mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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christopher@Cjdeck114h
Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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🪱@ori6g19h
71 degrees on Halloween? Ima have my dick out
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lemon 🍋@wlemonesc16h
just told a girl in a nun costume that i liked her costume and it was a real nun visiting campus
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rhi@loonaeves14h
i hate my life no man wants to date my sim except for a man named goopy
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sedona@ser_enaaaa15h
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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turd@goonageddon19h
my morning breath got me convinced somebody sneak a lil poop in the back of my mouth before i wake up
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alright man
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Sigmatic@sigmatic_Oct 29
Audiences getting morally oneshot by “Obsession” meanwhile a real discourse iceberg is starting to peek out of the fog
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
A movie based on the ‘MOUTHWASHING’ video game is in the works. Karyn Kusama is set to direct with Scott Derrickson set to produce. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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eunice@ownieceeOct 30
mfers would smoke protein weed if they had it
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