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Says Festus Keyamo who has bought a mansion in AMERICA for him and his children to run to, after him & his evil APC finish destrøying Nigeria!
After safely ferrying their children abroad, some unscrupulous politicians are encouraging hapless citizens and thugs to take up weapons to kill one another under the pretext of ‘protecting their votes’. That’s fine.
Let me reiterate what late President Buhari said pre-2019 election (which I supported and I still support): when you resort to self-help and you take up dangerous weapons in the guise of ‘protecting your votes’ and you attack anybody, it is lawful and legitimate for law enforcement agents to ‘neutralise’ you or simple ‘put you down’ in the course of their duty. And the children of the politicians will be watching your foolishness from their safe haven somewhere in the world.
Having been forewarned, you can then go ahead and exercise your options. CHIKENA!!
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Even though I haven’t gotten a single order from this post yet 🥲. Just likes and rt, I’m grateful. You guys sha know what I do🫣
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Lee Kuan Yew:
Demography, not democracy, will be the most critical factor for security and growth in the 21st century.
man-made god. retweeted
Governor DeSantis BLASTS Kristi Noem for bungling mass deportations and turning it into a shit show for her own glory.
DeSantis BLASTS Congressmen like Byron Donalds for making millions on the stock market.
DeSantis BLASTS Alina Habba for getting a $10 million government contract and securing a presidential pardon for her boyfriend.
“If the people in office don't display some civic virtue about public service as a sacrifice. It's not to use the public office for private gain.
I declined the pension in Congress. I declined the health care. I didn't trade the stocks.
And I believe in congressional term limits. I mean, imagine if you went to the American people and actually tried to get that done. That's not right or left. That's something that a lot of people realize.. These guys work for themselves. They should be working for you.”
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American politics is an infinite revolving door:
Democrats get power, does something absolutely retarded, lose to Republicans
Republicans get power, has no idea what to do, gaslights you, lose to Democrats
You really wonder how anything even gets done in this country
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My take
Trump spat in the face of too many of his voters. The Iran war, gas prices, and affordability is why this blue tsunami is happening but also American farmers (rural) felt extremely abandoned after the deal Trump struck with Argentina for beef. Calling Epstein a hoax, ICE killings, and a bunch more shit
But ultimately, Trump’s messaging was outrageously dumb leading up to these midterms. Talking about man-ass and a ballroom while his hand-picked candidates were fighting for their lives.
Joke of an administration joking and playing about issues that are seriously impacting Americans. A well-deserved ass whoopin’
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One of the platforms i really did enjoy. No prior knowledge of design and you could do almost a pro design in minutes. AI ruins everything fgs 😔
Canva announces major job cuts after 'our hardest year yet' bbc.in/4iX8UNi
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The Edo State Government spent N14.48 billion on security votes and related services in the first nine months of 2026 but released no capital funds to its Ministry of Public Security and Safety, which is officially responsible for coordinating security and safety operations across the state.
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Thank you, New Mexico! It is the honor of my lifetime to be elected your 33rd Governor.
Tonight, you made history. You chose a future where New Mexico comes first, where working families have a chance to get ahead, and where every New Mexican has a voice.
I know the challenges ahead are real. But I also know that New Mexicans have never backed down from a fight — and we are going to tackle these challenges together.
Whether you voted for me or not, I will always be your Governor, too. Because this campaign was about all of us, and the future we deserve.
Let’s keep New Mexico, New Mexico. Let’s build a brighter future for our families. And let’s get to work.
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Democrat David Crowley will become Wisconsin’s first Black governor after defeating Republican Rep. Tom Tiffany in a competitive race, according to the AP. wapo.st/47WuqMc
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US stock futures fall after Democrats win control of both the US House and Senate.
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"In Nigeria and most of Africa, we are stealing from the poor to give to the rich."
Stanbic IBTC Bank Plc founder Atedo Peterside says Nigeria’s economy increasingly favours the wealthy and politically connected over millions of Nigerians.
man-made god. retweeted
Democrats, don't fuck this up. Focus on the economy & ending wars
Don't go back to bringing men into women's bathrooms and DEI racism
Let Americans be able to take care of their families based on meritocracy & hard work
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Lmao 🤣 location is Nigeria yet all the amount is quoted in $ lmao 🤣
Elon musk you really do this one
I broke up with my boyfriend of two years because he wanted to split rent 50/50.
I make $82k. He makes $91k. Solid jobs on both sides.
We’d been together two years when he asked me to move in. I said yes. Felt like the next step.
We found a place for $2,300. Two bedrooms, nice.
He sat me down with a printed spreadsheet.
Rent 50/50. Electric 50/50. Groceries 50/50. Internet 50/50. Even the toilet paper split down the middle.
I asked if he was serious.
He said we were equal partners and
