Strange and Weird are my middle names. Fuck you home affairs guy who says I don't have a middle name
Haunted realms of my mind
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" A man with new ideas is a madman... until his ideas triumph" - Marcelo Bielsa – at Sandton, South Africa
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🚨 #BREAKING: Hundreds of women working at NVIDIA beg the board to reinstate Jensen Huang as CEO.
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Remember guys, Outlook only started working after 3 pm. According to the BCEA, the Commons Sense Act of 1652, the Labour Relations Act of 1997 and the National Road Traffic Management Act, you are not allowed to check your phone whilst driving so it is impossible for you to find out that Outlook is back before you get home.
Please don't break the law.
Microsoft came backbin my last teams meeting.
But fuck that shit, I'm done.
Time to go watch Bafana Bafana spank Kenya
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ActionSA does not have a DA problem, we have a Helen Zille and Cilliers Brink problem.
What we will not do to the South African people is install mayors who have failed them before or broken every working coalition they were part of.
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They are there to hate watch 😅
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐒 🇿🇦
SoccerBeat understands that Hugo Broos and Helman Mkhalele will be in attendance for Bafana’s clash with Kenya tonight. 🏟️ 🙌
#TalkingBafana
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Jensen Huang says building Nvidia cost him his kids' childhood
While he was building the company, his wife Lori ran the home, and his kids grew up watching him from the crowd
"I missed all their karate tournaments. I missed a lot"
"You need somebody amazing, like my wife. She took care of everything"
"I've missed most of theirs. They've been to all of mine"
I remember when they went to China and he was apparently dining at some smaller vendors. Man of the people
Jensen had this mentality to make everyone rich, no matter who they are. Every time he visit a city, he makes sure the poorest street food stand gets his visit and it boosted their business so much. He is a net positive for us all.
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At the first affair, he was the man who fell for the cheapest trick in history.
At the 3rd, he is just a basic hoe with a long string of workplace affairs.
The more affairs come out, the more the Chinese spy angle will be forgotten.
Excellent work from the comms team😅
