
Hypnobirthing teacher. Oversharer. Mum bore. Drama doesnโt follow me, it rides on my back ๐ [email protected]
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Ruben learning to talk has been the best thing ever. I went to the kitchen to get him some juice and he ran behind & shouted โwait mummy! You forgot me!โ
The worst customer service @SUBWAY at the Londis in Long Sutton ๐คจ not sure what we did to annoy this women but sighing โfor fuck sakeโ when told we needed to order 4 sandwiches, is not a great start.
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Ben & Jerryโs is the only major company I know of that has repeatedly lobbied for Black American Reparations. Two older men with access who have no incentive other than justice, are now being punished and silenced for their unwavering support of Palestine. Iโm not heartbroken, im galvanized. We continue to fight the good fight โ๐พ
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. Iโm sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerryโs. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced byย @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
A mum on the school run just said โI just feel like I can talk so openly with youโ and itโs my favourite compliment.
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My husband is cleaning out our baking cabinet and he just said to me "how attached are you to these nine bags of hardened brown sugar? Let me know if one of these is a family heirloom." And I felt that shade down to my core.
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Ticketmaster love to email you like *URGENT ACTION REQUIRED* and the action is 'go to the gig you have tickets for'
Omg. The table opposite me in the train is a lad in his 20s and a woman maybe in her 60s and they are strangers and theyโre chatting away like absolute besties and itโs so wholesome.
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Five Guys need to hire a Sixth guy - who is vegetarian - because itโs completely mad you lot just gave me a burger bun with sloppy mushrooms in lmao
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[waking up in a SAW trap but Iโm convinced Iโm on Taskmasker]
Me: ahโ hello Alex
SAW: โฆwhat
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Claudiaโs better than me bc this is how Iโd be revealing that Frankie and Alexander were faithful #TheTraitors
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Jesus and Judas 30 AD #TheTraitors
I hope Alexander reads all the comments about him and about how loved he is. #TheTraitors
CodieKinz โฅ๐ฑ retweeted
โI watch #TheTraitors for the plotโ
The plot:
#TheTraitorsUK
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Charlotte is so scarily good at this #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK





















