Cogs Inc. Official

Nothing eventful as of late. Just the way we like it.

Stay tuned for an inside look at the Board of Directors banquet TONIGHT at 5!

Two Resistance Raiders have been arrested over the attempted theft of top secret Techbot blueprints!

Every day we fail to make a post, the Chairman docks our pay by 20%. Your beloved Forecasters are currently in shambles. More news at 9!

Disregard our last post, ladies and gentlebots. The Board of Directors has called for an immediate efficiency evaluation! New Techbot research claims Cogs stationed on the mainland have decreased productivity compared to employees within Cog Nation's borders.

Has anyone seen my cigar box?

Bleak Boulevard is looking more like Blizzard Boulevard right about now as a humongous snowstorm sweeps across Cog Nation tonight. Remember to leave your sinks dripping and defrost your rotors before flight!

Cog Nation inflation is back at 2%, the lowest it’s been in decades. Congratulations!

Keep your eyes on the sky! Tomorrow’s forecast includes light showers and not-so light hail.

Once again, the Chairman has approved negotiations with the Toon Resistance.

A record breaking Techbot invasion took Toontown by storm this morning, as the Chairman was very excited to reveal the department’s latest upgrades. Industry Titan has never looked better!

Excuse yesterday's absent forecast. There was a "hiccup" in the office. Apparently, not all Cogs appreciate a gossip column. Back to our regularly scheduled programming!

You heard it here, ladies and gentlebots! Right from the Blabbermouth! This Sunday, the Chairman will be attending an exclusive banquet featuring the best of the best, including your beloved Forecasters and hot topic bosses!

We here at Cogs Inc. are deeply disturbed by the Toons terrorizing our streets yelling "67". No one knows what it means, but it must be stopped.

Reporting live from the break room, a very unlucky Pencil Pusher broke my coffee maker! Don’t you just LOVE minor inconveniences on the job, folks?

High humidity, thick fog, and light showers. Another day wearing damp suits.

Clear Skies, Clear Minds—an autobiography authored by your beloved Forecasters, detailing our journey from humble news anchors to Cog Nation sensations! Purchase a signed copy today from our website! … What? Out of stock already?!

Tonight we have a SPECIAL GUEST, Handsome Devil, sharing insider information regarding the development of Sellbot Headquarters. Is it true that the Senior Vice President of Sales has a new position? Are there plans for more safety regulations within the Sellbot factories?

We’ll be closely covering the annual Bloodsucker invasion of Toontown tonight at 5!

The Chairman has ordered all flights to be grounded for the next 48 hours as a massive, low-pressure thunderstorm sweeps across Cog Nation. Citizens can expect up to 40 centimeters of acid rain.