The Colonel. A fine Southern Gentleman. Hockey aficionado and Puck Bum.

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2014
Keith, Chelios, Seabrook, Hjalmarsson, Pilote, Murray, Magnuson, Wilson.... he's not even starting here among all time defenseman. I know its bait, but damn some folks are dumb.
Would Evan Bouchard be the #1 defenseman on this NHL team? 👀
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Gotta go with Yukon Cornelius himself, DaLuv family.
3rd Annual #GFYAwards #12 - #108ing Powered by @punkyspizza *Twitter Poll is 20% of the overall vote*
28%Da Luv Family (Travis)
20%Rich Bessette
21%Jackie Treehorn
31%Jared Ingersol
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Hey @ginger_mezcal was robbed!!!
3rd Annual #GFYAwards #2 - Favorite Ginger Powered by @punkyspizza *Twitter Poll is 20% of the overall vote*
20%Da Luv Family (Travis)
30%Ryan McGuffey
38%Brew Hand Luke
11%Chigerian Prince
183 votes • 4 days
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Joseph retweeted
Welcome back 9... top 10 QBs in the world through 7 weeks:
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Kevin Korchinski a plus-2 today, and the Blackhawks have a 6-2 edge in scoring chances and 10-3 edge in shot attempts with him on the ice.
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Joseph retweeted
I’m struggling to come up with positives about the Blackhawks. It’s an absolute shit show inside the defensive zone with and without the puck. I expected better at this stage of the season and development.
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Joseph retweeted
The Blackhawks aren’t good & they aren’t fun to watch.
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Kid has a great game. Last goal was on him though and can all but guarantee Blash staples hits ass to the press box next game.
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Chicago Blackhawks on 2026-10-25:
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Quinn Hughes extends with the Minnesota Wild for 7 x 20.8m. Per my sources. #mnwild
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Little Matty Tkachuk don't want that smoke.
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Alright, I'll try, but my section is notoriously disengaged.
Somebody needs to encourage the entire stadium to shout in unison FIRE BLASHILL FIRE BLASHILL FIRE BLASHILL
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Small and struggle fighting back as the game gets more physical.
Blackhawks need a complete shake up, once they have anything negative happen they just shut down. Big lack of physicality with all the youngsters on the team
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Flying solo again this fine Sunday. #PuckBums Let's go Hawks!!!!
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Buy a couple two tree!!!
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Blackhawks Friday night black out brought to you by Modelo and the #PuckBums
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That might have been it.
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That was really fucking embarrassing
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Anybody got a pair for me and Mike? Willing to trade Hawks tickets and a high five plus whatever cash he throws in.
Good morning to everyone except these people who want $700+ for #DaBears tickets. I guess I’m watching from my couch
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Today is one step closer to settling this debate…
Nothing can disrupt a group of new fiends more than a Drake Maye/Caleb Williams debate. #baldstool
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Benzinger back and calling.... I'll never forget that. RIP.
The Cincinnati Reds are saddened by the passing of former first baseman and 1990 World Series champion Todd Benzinger. Todd will be remembered with great affection and gratitude for his place in one of the most memorable chapters in Reds history. Our deepest condolences go out to his family, friends, former teammates and all who knew and loved him.
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