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Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets⚾ Vote blue, stay safe 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception

Connecticut, USA
Joined July 2010
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I'm not perfect but at least I'm vaccinated.
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I've seen this before. I'm not happy yet. I want impeachments. I want investigations. I want arrests. I did my part. Now you do yours.
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Listen up, @TheDemocrats: NO MERCY. On day one, you start turning the screws. I better not see Chuck Schumer wearing his stupid little glasses and reading a strongly worded letter a single time. This is vendetta time. I want you to make it hurt.
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Hi twitter, it’s been a minute. I hope you all voted today!
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Christians warned us for centuries about the AntiChrist, but when he finally showed up, they voted for him.
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Still supporting trump? What a sad miserable fuck you must be.
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We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a chat gpt AI subscription.
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It’s space heater season.
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I am the exact opposite of AI. It took me 3 hours to write one email and I haven’t had any water today.
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This
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions. At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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Trad wife influencers will look you dead in the eyes from a home studio they paid for with affiliate links and tell you ‘a woman shouldn’t work’. Girl. You are at work.
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Revoke mens right to vote. They have proven to be irrational. 100% of wars were started by men. 98% of mass shootings are done by men. 98.5% of spousal murders are perpetrated by men. 98% of terrorist attacks are done by men. 99% of rapes are done by men. 90% of homicide perps are men. 79% of violent crimes are committed by men.
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“The president is just trolling!” Hey, here’s a wild thought. Maybe I want my country to be run by someone who isn’t a fucking internet troll.
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“Do your own research” is excellent advice. Just remember: Googling isn’t research. Watching videos isn’t research. Finding a paper that agrees with you isn’t research. And reading scientific literature doesn’t magically give you the expertise required to interpret it. Access to information is not the same thing as expertise.
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Eagerly anticipating the premiere of Wicker this fall.
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As a professional science communicator, I am less worried about the general public accepting mRNA cancer vaccines, and more worried about mRNA cancer vaccine development being stalled due to people in power believing in conspiracy theories.
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It's been 40 fucking years since Reagan, and not a drop of wealth ever trickled down. It's never going to fucking happen
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Not to make this political, but the breakthrough in mRNA cancer vaccines today is imperiled by folks who know nothing of the science and are dug in on conspiracy theories that have nothing to do with reality.
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A personalized mRNA cancer vaccine has succeeded in a Phase 3 trial for melanoma. It uses the same fundamental mRNA platform as the COVID vaccines and could open an entirely new chapter in cancer treatment. This is why we fund mRNA technology research.
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