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Loons, Bucks, ManUtd, and Packers. Bongokuhle Hlongwane Stan account. Totally an MLS shill. Hot sauce connoisseur. MG Lacrosse. 1/2 of @DummyRunPod.

Minnesota, USA
Joined October 2019
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For my New Year's Resolution, I have decided to only have good and correct takes
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Evan Williams is the top graded safety in football
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For the first time since December, Micah Parsons is slated to practice today.
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Demon division
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Things you absolutely love to see.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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IT'S OFFICIAL: Kelvin Yeboah stands alone as the club's All-Time Scoring Leader across all competitions.
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i need to be in milwaukee.
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Milwaukee Brewers fans showed up to tailgate World Series Game 1 at nine in the morning. The parking lot gates were still locked. First pitch was ten hours away. In old Japan, when ten thousand people camp outside a fortress at dawn with iron cauldrons, smoke, and provisions, it is called a siege. Milwaukee laid siege to its own castle. Out of pure love. With bratwurst and folding chairs. When reporters told Christian Yelich that fans had been lined up since nine, he said he was surprised it took them that long. In my land, a general knows the battle is already half won when his people light the morning fires before the gates even open. Nobody guards a castle like the Midwest in October.
🤖 Made with AI
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Kelvin Yeboah with that goal makes it 15 goals on the season. He has now surpassed Christian Ramirez’s tally in 2017 (14) to become Minnesota United’s single-season MLS goalscoring record holder. #MNUFC
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sportsball guys
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Last game wasn’t a fluke, it was a breakthrough. Yeboah for 2 #mnufc
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It’s funny how much emotion and recency bias can factor into all of our opinions. Yes, Yeboah went through a rough stretch. Is he worth bailing on? Absolutely not.
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The game in a nutshell #mnufc
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This team misses Triantis’ presence so badly. #MNUFC
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Pepi 87th min equalizer, who says no?
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The notion that Belgium has a right to appeal a decision, but the U.S. does not have a right to appeal is a little funny, right? That’s essentially Belgium’s position.
Belgium has been granted the right to appeal against FIFA’s decision to suspend the one-game ban handed to Folarin Balogun, less than 24 hours out from the team’s round of 16 game against the United States. Sources have now told The Athletic the Belgian federation has formally written to FIFA to appeal the matter, and the right to appeal has been granted. Both U.S. Soccer and the Belgian federation were asked to make submissions by 5am PST on Monday morning, which has exasperated the Belgians who have not received the decision by FIFA to review, as it is not made public. A member of the FIFA appeals committee – who does not represent a federation in either UEFA or CONCACAF, so as to avoid any potential conflict of interest – has been selected to hear the case. ✍️ @AdamCrafton_ 🔗 nyti.ms/4f1ZJYQ
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America, start your engines. 📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports 📍 Seattle, Washington ⏰ 8PM ET / 5PM PT
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belgium is gonna find out what really happens when you have to play monday night football in seattle
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A lot of people I respect the fuck out of are telling on themselves right now, showing they have zero clue how international soccer operates, and that FIFA is arguably the most corrupt organization on earth. They used the exact same rule to keep Ronaldo eligible for this World Cup after his red card. Nobody said a peep. They conjured up a brand new rule to bounce Croatia last week. Silence. But a red card appeal that results in two teams playing at even strength? THIS is the integrity crisis?
The definition of a true fan: You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.
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