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Everyone is busy out there talking about Manchester City and Maresca while Manchester United are out there moving dangerously on the league table.
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We love the two Enzos 😂😂😂! Up man city ! Proper city boys in the mud 🤣
THE TWO ENZOS FROM CHELSEA SHOULD LEAVE MY CLUB. WE ARE SUFFERING 💔
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Maybe our future is still bright on this side. Our Under 17 makes history as the champions of the world. @grok how many times has Nigeria and African countries won this trophy.?
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Maresca and Enzo Fernández are now on a 3-game losing streak in the Premier League. Chelsea fans:
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Since Haaland has decided to not score goals again in man city premier League 😭 Mbappe is doing it at Real Madrid La Liga While Jude Bellingham keep Assisting or scoring goals...😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
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Tomorrow is the best day for Nicolas Jackson to score a hattrick.
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What LaLiga stands to lose in the Mbappé vs China case: •TV rights and long-term media deals •Commercial and sponsorship damage •Damage to LaLiga’s reputation on the global stage • Reduced shirt sponsorship revenue
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I’m not even capping next season championship will witness Manchester derby at old Trafford and Etihad #2026MAMAVOTE
Everyone is busy out there talking about Manchester City and Maresca while Manchester United are out there moving dangerously on the league table.
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La Liga And Premier League can never be the same.. Look how unpredictable premier League football is where big team lose to average players. You can't see such in la Liga game. Man city lost to Nottingham forest Tottenham draw with Leeds United Arsenal still maintaining their position Winning Hull city. Captain Martin Odegaard.... Rejected Delap Liam winning outside Chelsea. Real Madrid is playing tonight. 🇪🇸 Valencia XI: Dimitrievski; Gayà, Pepelu, Tárrega, De Haas, Maffeo; Mayol, Guido Rodríguez, Javi Guerra; Danjuma, Sadiq 🇪🇸 Real Madrid XI: Courtois; Fede Valverde, Huijsen, Konaté, Cucurella; B. Silva, Tchouaméni; Diomande, Bellingham, Arda Güler; Mbappé PREDICTION Valencia❤️ Draw 🤝 Real Madrid🤍
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Inter Miami has scored 3 goals but none of them was scored by Lionel Messi
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I genuinely thought Enzo Maresca was a tactical genius until I realised he might have been hiding behind the brilliance of Cole Palmer and Reece James. 😭 Now the excuses are running out, and the cracks are beginning to show. Even Enzo Fernández can't save the narrative this time. Let the party begin! I'm enjoying every bit of this downfall. 😂🍿
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Massive congratulations to our young Feminine lads 👏🏽❤️ You represented our Nation well, Ghanaians can’t relate lol
Nigeria are #U17WWC 2026 Champions! 🏆 🇳🇬
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Psg is celebrating 11 matches winning streak on top of the table Real Madrid is also celebrating 8 useless wins under Barcelona on the table😂😭
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Imagine being financially stressed, seeing news of a ₦50,000 relief payment and then losing your personal information to a fake registration link. People are already struggling. Scammers should not be allowed to turn desperation into another business opportunity.
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I can’t believe I’m watching almighty city tonight Bro, arsenal might win this league again,💔
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Congratulations to my gals🇳🇬, Ghanaian gals can never relate 🇬🇭💔
We are the world champions 🇳🇬❤️🔥🔥🔥
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Didn't even know that this happened. Congratulations to them. 🇳🇬
Congratulations to my gals🇳🇬, Ghanaian gals can never relate 🇬🇭💔
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Haram ball \\ Parting the Red Sea.
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Honestly, Arsenal are the clear favorites now and I'm jealous. 🥺
Like play like play Arsenal don dey move small small. Make dem no move like this go carry Premier League back to back o hmmm. God abeg o 🙏
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This is a joke, right? 😒
Ronaldo to Chelsea? At £3.8m per week? 😭 Imagine Cristiano Ronaldo wearing Chelsea blue. The commercial value would be massive, but would you sacrifice that much money for a player at this stage of his career? Chelsea fans, YES or NO?
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