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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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In honour of my Cody Durden pick this weekend I made an edit πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Newly found footage of Bobby Noon has been released, I’ve been told this is from 1989 when Noon was only 40 years old. This was the first instance of which Noon mentioned the cold, which led into a notorious tyrant lasting a substantial period of time.
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Fuck what you’re talkin bout, Jamahal Hill mentioned πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
THE CLUES!!!! πŸ”
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Replying to @viotubing
Okay but where does Emperor Jamahal Hill fit into all of this
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I don’t like being associated with you when you do this gay shit rango
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Oh my god we died
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JDM Went from 3-2 in CW to an 18-2 UFC Champ 😱πŸ”₯ #OnThisDay in 2017, Jack Della Maddalena strapped on the famous Yellow Gloves in Liverpool!
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Jesus Christ, you made Rango into a worse laughing stock than he already is, you deserve his caretaker certification form.
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As the second right lands, rotational force spins the head. Brain lagged in CSF, shearing axons and shorting the reticular activating system. Lights out instantly. He stiffened then collapsed limp. Ion flood and metabolic crash hit neurons.
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Rango just told me his life goals
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This is goddamn hilarious Rango 🀣 That loser @Erntastedfresh could never make something this funny
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Rango is going to upload a video very soon that is mine, don’t let him act it’s his.
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Pulled out a clip from 1988 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ adore you Rango my cherished comrade
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How the first Swedish person that sees you trynna invade us in ur Pirate boat does you respect us😑
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I’d smudge you against the fence kid watch it
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πŸ—£ A reporter: β€œHe just came in here [Tom Nolan] , and said you're one of his heroes.” πŸ—£ πŸ‡§πŸ‡· Renato Moicano: β€œFuck that Tom Nolan, I'm gonna beat your ass. stop that shit.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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