Cole Mercer

Cole Mercer, Former Texas Marshal. Drifter by choice, exile by guilt. Beneath the Arizona stars, he serves a life sentence for a tragedy that was never his fault. Original story by #holysmokingguns

Last Christmas you gave me a fart You ate too many sprouts And tore my nostrils apart This year to save me from some tears I'm wearing a high grade gas mask.

Anyone interested in this story or do I give it up?

Those that use Ana De Armas as their FC. I applaud you and you have my thanks.

I'm an easy lover

Dayum.

Autocorrect obviously think canr is a word. I actually had to force it to accept canr instead of can't just now. But no, on the original it had to go, oh canr, yes that's a word.

Canr follow anyone else. *Giggles*

Peppers are really nosey. Always getting all jalepino your business.

Good morning all. Have had to make an early start. Hope you all have a glorious Friday and weekend. Much love from me and my other personalities

Good afternoon Have I missed anything?

//probably owe replies and shit. Been aega busy day and evening and likely to continue through to the end of the year. Enjoy sporadic appearance from me, the professor and your favourite pervy priest. (@IWarnedTheDean @HolySmokingGuns )

I wish for a world where there is no longer, no war, no murder. Just peace and the ability to love your fellow man, woman or whatever gender they wish to use. All that and reliable notifications. That would be nice.

A wise man once said "Mmgds shorts acchhjllpo aldjdiidbs" He was drunk at the time but we bet it was profound.

It has been a delight rekindling friendships on here. That select few probably knows who you are. You've made me feel welcomed back warmly and to you special few, I love you dearly.

//been a busy weekend, led tme aching for all the wrong reasons but also satisfied a lot of jobs around the house have got done. So now I'm chilling, painkillers for my aching joints kicking in. Don't mind me if you see me flying.

Nice cleav.... Erm eyes

Elvis has entered the timeline. All you hound dogs, grab yourself a bowl of crawfish, put on your blue suede shoes and get trick or treating. Remember, if you get lucky tonight, use protection, you don't want a burning love. Thank you very much.

Every year someone in our neighborhood goes around on Halloween leaving severed body parts of everyone's doorstep. Always gives me the willies.

Can't decide on which costume for the Halloween party tonight