Imagine your surgeon preparing for your operation. They see you in pre-op, answer your questions, calm your fears, examine you, confirm the plan, and go get ready for the case. They review the imaging and think through the critical parts of the operation. Then a nurse interrupts them: “Doctor, your pre-op documentation isn’t good enough. You can’t just say you discussed the risks and benefits. You need a full H&P.” The surgeon points out that the H&P was already done in clinic. The note is right there in the chart. “No. That note is 31 days old. It has to be within 30 days. But it’s fine if you just copy and paste that old note.” Think about how insane that is. There is no new clinical information. There is no patient benefit. There is no improvement in safety or quality. The only thing being demanded is duplication. A pointless bureaucratic ritual to satisfy the machine. So now you have a frustrated surgeon, a delayed case, a bloated chart, and one more example of modern medicine confusing clerical box-checking with patient care. This is exactly what is wrong with the system. Endless note bloat. Pointless duplication. Administrative nonsense dressed up as professionalism. If there are no changes, there are no changes. Forcing a doctor to re-paste an unchanged H&P adds absolutely nothing for the patient. And the most insulting part is the tone. That smug, condescending “of course you have to do it this way” attitude, as if this is self-evidently necessary instead of obviously stupid. At this point, a lot of doctors would probably take a substantial pay cut to never touch a computer again. Cut the salary and use the savings to hire people to do the computer garbage. Epic. CDI queries. Coding queries. H&P updates. Order entry. Case booking. Inbox nonsense. All of it. Never touch Epic again. Never answer another coding query. Never update another unchanged H&P. Never place another order that a clerk or protocolized team could enter. Never do another ounce of hospital data-entry cosplay. Just let us be goddamn doctors instead of highly trained documentation technicians.