@ColinMGee

Founder/editor @GorkoThe | Robinson Crusoe Maybe @UrbanPigsPress | Left in the Lurch @nydumbo | The Penult @LEFTOVERBooks

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The goats per 1000 people map but readers per 1000 writers.
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More of you need to contemplate this on a Sunday evening.
Terrible Maps
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Chekken Little yummmmmm @Sangriabeard
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This Halloween, only at The Gorko The 2026 @Sangriabeard Halloween Chalk Spectacular: Black Velvet Featuring Tickle Tank 3000, Hemlock Gardens, and Pre-party Scarecrow
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We can figure this out. Ok I figured it out.
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She flack her mane of golden hair and wunk once in my direction English is a beautiful language
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The Gorko Weekly Preview YOUR HOROSCOPE by @BenMacnair Baseball with the Professor @RevolutionJohnM TREES: WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THEM FROM LEAVING? Short fiction from @Depreciationism Costume conundrums from Patrick Carella Theme of the Week 2 poems by James Croal Jackson
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Gentleman farmer stole my milk cow
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Urge to reply in earnest to your bait about moviegoing etiquette: squashed. HOWEVER FUUUUUUUCK YOU NO, I am going to laugh when I want to even when no joke has been made and kick the back of your damn chair as I chortle and make remarks with my buddies. Ha!!!!!! EAT SHITTTT!!!!
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"The ancient philosophers" Holy moley never been so disrespected in my entire dang life
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You know the sociopath cyberwriter survey that's been going around? Course not bc I made it up, but would love @whduryea to write it up if it existed.
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How often do you peel a carrot
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Gold Fish and 2 more by Kushal Poddar
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UH OH: THIS XRAY OF YOUR ASS Happy Halloween
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Teacher detritus
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Possessive adjectives always give me the pathos What do you mean "your" feed?
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How frequently do you shuck corn
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Hot DAMM this is a trip Death lives in a wooden house Of spokes
APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL@APCON_MAGOct 24
Replying to @APCON_MAG
"ALL ABOUT HER" - Noam Hessler (@poetryaccnt1518) "A horror story has a monster, A vampire in a big cloak And a red bolo; Two fangs and a mosquito-stinger Nose, a wasp’s Eyes, rubber skin." apocalypse-confidential.com/…

"ALL ABOUT HER"

Imagining a bad future. We close are eyes and pull A white sheet over ourselves. Tell the woman about the woman That did not happen. Tales were made and now they're real Make us march Make us feel!...

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So I failed you last quarter, you didn't do the work No reason for this bloodbath Btw we WILL be taking the fight to your birdhouse
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2 by Alex Carrigan
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