Was anyone else taught with intensity at school that if you left out the comma between the city and state on an envelope that your letter WOULD NOT be sent.
How disappointingly boring would it be if the world didn’t end because of a zombie outbreak, nuclear war, or AI takeover but because someone ate a fucking fruitbat.
Trying to get a family plan together for @Spotify and of course my sister @mcHammeredd made it a pain but the Spotify support comes in clutch. #spotify #coolguy #spottyman #thanksEarl! #givehimaraise
You know when you’re riding passenger with your parents in the car and they stick their arm out to protect you when they stop hard, I just did that with the food I ordered and screamed “My child!” So that’s where my life is at.
I can't listen to @congratspod when at the gym cause I laugh too much. Thanks Daddy/mommy @chrisdelia
You think you're having a rough day? Imagine being benched because some kid's dog is better at basketball than you. #AirBud
The floaty guy with the Harry Potter accent. Haha #BigMouth on point this season. @bigmouth @nickkroll
The wizard is Celebrating "Live At The Acropolis" with new merchandise from @Yanni! Shop here: store.yanni.com/ #Yanni25 gvwy.io/e2ryc7k
All girls want is a solid colored wall or mural on the wall to stand next to. That will keep them happy.
Hey @nickkroll you and the crew did an amazing job on @bigmouth, only halfway through and it has me in stitches. 👊