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Monty

@ColonelG_

I am no longer turned on by mules

Joined January 2011
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i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX like + repost + follow me one random winner picked 48 hours from this tweet. no purchase necessary
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Just one time will someone who wins a Grammy use their voice and platform for good and tell the Yankees to fire Brian Cashman #GRAMMYs
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Everyone on the planet who has ever said baseball is boring needs to watch this game.
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If I ever fall into a coma, just play Opalite. I'll wake up
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And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥 taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh… Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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Image from Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13)
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Posted at 12:12 on the 12th. ❤️‍🔥 Tay’s 12th album is called………… pre pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh…
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Clean hit. That was a hospital ball.
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Good Luck Gambling Duck Must retweet to receive good gambling luck
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Paul Skenes jersey.
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Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season
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Guys a big Liv Morgan fan, can’t blame him
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No one should be jailed for simply using or possessing marijuana.
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The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe…
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They have to fix the fact that if you’re watching one game you can see the score change before it happens live on the other. Fix this shit @CBSSports
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All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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HEYYY!! @TheRock Baywatch is the greatest movie of all time!
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I am not even sure I care about this game anymore, I just want someone to explain why Michigan called that timeout. I need an answer!!!
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this remains the greatest scene in comedy history
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DONT KICK THE EXTRA POINT
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GOOD LUCK SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD. RETWEET OR YOU’LL HAVE BAD GAMBLING LUCK THE REST OF THE SEASON
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