Jeremiah “Slink Dick” Articule

Been doxed too many times. Got a 26’ under my name it’s #rough out here. New beginnings.

Jared McCain, tonight’s not the night to shoot like shit

That’s the worst injury I’ve seen in a hot minute. Dear god.

Feels like I’m shooting blanks in middle school. #NeedThat .

Miss the playoffs if you take 1 more L. UGA and @Oklahoma on the schedule. @GregSankey thanks for a 9 game schedule of hell retard. Can’t wait to watch JMU get wiped by 4 scores to a team we beat on a random ass November night. I’m killing myself tn.

This o line is gone be the death of this team. Defense is doing literally all they can (other than 3rd down) but 6 and 5 looking like shit is an oline problem.

Aquarium in Austin is currently playing Indian music. Cant make this shit up

Booster 5 to the NCAA is Cornell 7 to frat pr.

Acceptance rate has to be lowered #toomanybeers

Half of Vaught Hemingway in 3 layers burning up. Other half in a polo not ready for the 4th quarter #freeze coming.

It’s nearing Barbour weather. But can’t make the mistake of rocking it too early. Fading until November is the difficult but correct play.

In the IG dm’s is crazy. #cominghometho

Can’t wait to watch a 7-5 MSST get fleeced out the playoffs for a 9-3 SMU in 2027.

The fact you’re from #mississippi and posting this is nuts.

Gonna bring a batch to Gainesville #fuckFlorida

Someone’s angry

At my 8am. Teacher showed the Burger King foot lettuce video in full and Travis Scott Fortnite concert. All senior class btw. #growup

#FearTheBow Way to start a comeback Alabama

How’d you know I’m from jerz? #deathpenalty