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My champion deserves better from the country she had represented. My champion she be revered for her talent and strength. Not admonished because she needs to care for herself, acknowledged it & walked the fuck away. You want her to downplay her skill, rate her differently & now?
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Replying to @bathbodyworks
@bathbodyworks I love the semi-annual sale... but I can't even check out because the "Oops! Some of the items in your bag are out of stock!" Scroll through cart: AVAILABLE, AVAILABLE, AVAILABLE...tries to checkout: "OOPS!..." fuck it. I don't want it bad enough.
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With current obligations, schedules, family & career moves.... we are unable to consistently produce episodes for our listeners and we feel it best to bid theeeeee farewell so we can focus our attention on our priorities. ☠️stay out of chalklines! 🖤Angel & Nikki🖤
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It is with great sadness we are announcing the end of Color Me Dead Podcast. We have had a most excellent experience and we want to thank everyone for being a part of the adventure.
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Hi. My name is Angel, I'm a dirty dark metal head but @taylorswift13 is a MFing goddess, an amazing artist & entertainer and I will fight anyone who disrespects her. PERIODT. I have a deep love for her & her work. <3 youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-Clp…
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Replying to @BereftOfTheDial
This was much funnier than anticipated & my day has been made. Thank you
Replying to @Live_for_Films
Those Who Wish Me Dead. I really loved this flick. I thought it was a great comeback for Jolie.
Replying to @NotoriousBaker1
@NotoriousBaker1 I am really excited to check out your pod! I grew up in Bakersfield as a kiddo when my Pa was chasing he oilfield, my mom was a waitress at Zingo's while me and my brother's basically re-enacted Lord of the Flies in Spice Tract 😄
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I just watched a tweeker run through the parking lot of my work, with a goddamn goat on a leash and disappear over by the court house. These are the days of our lives...
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Now I am pissed I will never get those fucking sneakers. 🤬Imma make it a priority to see him live because I can guarantee his show is phenomenal. Maybe I'll invite my MIL to come along 😂
Dwn a rabbithole to find out WTF my MIL was bitching about re: @LilNasX 1.MFer is a genius 2.Montero Video is a goddamn masterpiece! Every part. Makeup, costuming, cinematography is all amazing...saucy little minx. "I wanna fuck the ones I envy" *swooon*
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Replying to @stace_cole_
Do the very best you can. As long as you grayish your teeth, wash your ass and west clean underwear: your kicking ass. Head up lovely. You can do it. 🤘🏼
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Do we have any homie is Louisville that want to host us?!
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Gas hoarding. *sigh* I hope you guys like the burn unit. As for me & Nikki...who have both done 3rd degree burns, we will ride our bikes or mush dogs before we hoard flammables.
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Replying to @Live_for_Films
I just watched this last night & loved it. It was like, 'Terminator' made a family friendly version crossed with 'Scott Pilgram'. #loafofbread
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