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Owned by a horse sized dog, @izstartin0ver didn’t leave me committed to the asylum despite my being a certified Neoliberal shill.

Michigan, USA
Joined February 2021
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The Right to Keep and Bear Arms is a cornerstone of Western Civilization. It has ALWAYS been part of it. It was the difference between being free and being a slave in antiquity. The US didn't invent it, we recognized it for what it is and always was. Without it, no Western Civ.
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My going rate is $8 million. I’m a steal!
Like I said. Oregon and Michigan will try to outbid each other for Mike, which should drop his annual buyout considerably. It is not a large lump sum.
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My condolences to the UM Sociology Dept. They lost a hero today. Anyone who could fail that miserably and do that much destruction left them in awe.
Whittingham Announces Change to Offensive Coaching Staff » myumi.ch/jVxxb
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Minnesota Governor elect, Amy Klobuchar, says "the gun safety bill is going to get passed." What's in the bill she's referencing? -semi auto rifle bans -normal capacity magazine bans (includes handguns) -ban on self made firearms they call "ghost guns" The state House and Senate are controlled by the dems so there will be no opposition to the bill and members of the state legislature will likely add more unconstitutional policies to the bill before the final draft is signed into law. As a reminder - everyone who signs bills like this is committing a felony under federal law and should be arrested and tried by the DOJ. Bills like this are quite literally why the law exists; it's beyond time to use it. Plan accordingly... "TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 242 Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death." #minnesota #Minneapolis #Snowgadishu #CivilRights #statism #crime #tyrant #somalis #invasion #19th #women #democrats #DFL
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An 18% flat tax would produce the same tax revenue, if anyone is interested in everyone paying their fair share.
THE IRS JUST RELEASED THE NEW 2027 🇺🇸 TAX BRACKETS. HERE'S HOW THEY WORK IN PLAIN ENGLISH Every bracket got a little bigger to keep up with inflation, so you can earn a bit more before moving into a higher rate. Step 1: Take what you earn and subtract the standard deduction. That part isn't taxed at all. - Single: $16,600 - Married: $33,200 Step 2: Whatever's left gets taxed in layers. Single filers: - 10% on your first $12,800 - 12% on income up to $52,025 - 22% up to $109,125 - 24% up to $208,325 - 32% up to $264,550 - 35% up to $661,375 - 37% on anything above that Married couples: the cutoffs are roughly double ($25,600, $104,050, $218,250, $416,650, $529,100, $793,650). Example: You're single and earn $76,600. Subtract $16,600 and you're taxed on $60,000. - 10% on the first $12,800 = $1,280 - 12% on the next $39,225 = $4,707 - 22% on the last $7,975 = $1,755 Total: about $7,742 in federal income tax, or roughly 10% of what you earned. Even though you're "in" the 22% bracket, only your last $7,975 gets taxed at 22%.
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I am pro-AI and pro-data centers. Literally build one next door to me, go ahead. Opposition to them is insane IMHO. Luddite hysteria. BUILD MORE.
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First contact with Minnesota Democrats following the midterms
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Fire Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck
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Strands #980 “Disciplined combat” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵
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Connections Puzzle #1246 🟨🟪🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Would you cut taxpayer-funded salaries for unnecessary school administrators if it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make?
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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Wordle 1,968 4/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Keep in mind, there are 138 teams in the division and our OC is the highest paid OC out of those 138. He’s utterly failing in EVERY CATEGORY. Not one metric where you can say, “Well at least this one is good!” Not even close to that!
Michigan's offense: 108th in passer rating 109th in rush yards/gm 119th in yds/carry 122nd in first downs/gm 123rd in yds/play 125th in pass yds/gm 126th in points/gm 130th in turnovers 132nd in yds/gm 133rd in plays of 10+ yds 134th in plays of 20+ yds 136th in plays of 50+ yds
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Why does Duck Duck Go hate @MightyHeaton? The literal text should lead to him FIRST! But walk in Ortho by Dr. Mayo has great SEO, kudos! Well done.
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This is true.
This is the most embarrassed I've been as a Michigan fan. And our coach literally went to JAIL last year lol
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That was the single worst Michigan football game I've ever seen. Period.
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Scraping the cap means it would simply pay out more proportionally… that does nothing to fix the solvency, in fact it just makes the gap LARGER. It makes the problem WORSE. Simple math! He’s a senator!
As the next chair of the Social Security Subcommittee, a top priority will be to expand Social Security benefits by at least $2,400 a year & extend Social Security’s solvency for generations. How? By scrapping the cap & demanding that the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes.
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“Jason Beck, you belong on the terrorist watchlist!” Actually I can’t even argue with that.
Fire Kyle Whittingham. Fire Jason Beck. This is the lowest most embarrassing Michigan Football has been in my lifetime. What an absolute joke of a football team #Goblue
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Give Michigan State full credit tonight. They’re extremely banged up. Playing guys who really shouldn’t even be on the field. They’re lining up and beating the hell out of Michigan. Just bullying them on both sides. Michigan should be completely embarrassed.
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