Hey, I'm Colton, I write mortgages and care about the world and shit.
Joined August 2014
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List of acceptable times to put your hands on another person:
1. When both parties consent to it.
That's the whole list.
When I was a teenager I learned to break an egg one handed because I knew it'd impress a girl someday. I'm almost 33 and I have impressed not one person with my impressive skill.
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Your reminder that the phrase “medical bankruptcy” is incoherent in every other industrialized country on the planet.
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If the minimum wage had increased at the rate of productivity since 1960, it would be $23/hour. Instead, it’s $7.25.
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Now seems like a good time to remind you that a measly 0.1% tax on Wall Street trades would raise $777,000,000,000 over a decade.
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We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...
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TJ Watt has nine sacks and 28 QB hits through nine games. Only once before in the last 15 years has a player had nine sacks and 25 QB hits in his team’s first nine games: 2015, when TJ’s big brother, JJ, did it.
JJ was the #NFL Defensive Player of the Year that season.
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Trump on secret recording:
"If Bernie would have been VP it would have been tougher...I got 20% of Bernie vote because of trade. He's a big trade guy...
Had she picked Bernie Sanders it would have been tougher. He is the only one I didn't want her to pick."
#BernieBeatsTrump
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We must repeal Citizens United, move to public funding of elections and end voter suppression and gerrymandering.
Our goal: establish a political system that has the highest voter turnout in the world and is governed by the democratic principle ‘one person - one vote.’
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. @TheNotoriousMMA need another sparring partner to test your skills against? 📞...................
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John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.
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The #Steelers have allowed the fewest sacks (3) and totaled the most sacks (19) in the NFL during the team's 5-game win streak since Week 11
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.@BernieSanders on Carrier deal: "What Trump is doing is setting a very dangerous precedent" #inners snpy.tv/2h0Datd
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Keeping these lobbyists & insiders on your team sends a clear message, @realDonaldTrump: your campaign was a giant con.