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Never Hoper

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Colts pessimism here

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y'all hoped for a second didn't you
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in retrospect, Mahomes being only a 2x All-Pro first team in these first six years is gonna feel funny
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Since Mahomes became a starter, he leads the league in EPA/play. (Min 1500 plays, 32 guys make that cutoff) Unsurprising. The difference between him and number 2 is the same as the difference between 2 and 19.
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Titans getting worse draft position while spoiling the Jags is a nice bandaid over last night's sorrow
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Just ignore the two teams playing today
Stephen Holder (@HolderStephen) profile pictureStephen Holder@HolderStephen7 Jan 2024
One thing we can agree on after last night: The AFC South is gonna be a grown man division going forward. Stroud is legit and I believe Anthony Richardson can be on the same level. If the Jags figure out their identity crisis, this division is going to be STACKED. Buckle up.
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Computer Cowboy (@benbbaldwin) profile pictureComputer Cowboy
@benbbaldwin7 Nov 2023
Replying to @benbbaldwin
Pass rate on 1st & 10 in neutral situations (game close, non-two minute drill) Cool to see the Ravens leaning on Lamar more The Texans are killing me here
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really don't understand complaining about play calling when the Saints' offense looked like this
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I don't think I've ever seen a 70-point game with worse QB decisions
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honestly, 2:1 ratio of Minshew touchdowns scored for the Colts vs for the other team is about as good as you could expect
Never Hoper (@ColtsAuth_Kyle) profile pictureNever Hoper@ColtsAuth_Kyle22 Oct 2023
Gardner Minshew giveth, Gardner Minshew taketh away
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Gardner Minshew giveth, Gardner Minshew taketh away
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imagine owing Deshaun Watson $200 million
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There is no way the Chargers are a real organization
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This is either a Shane Steichen or Anthony Richardson tweet. You decide.
Never Hoper (@ColtsAuth_Kyle) profile pictureNever Hoper@ColtsAuth_Kyle1 Oct 2023
He's got the juice
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He's got the juice
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Haven't seen this defense get pushed around until today
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Colts win defensive struggle on the road, Jags and Titans exposed, Sean Payton loses by 50 What a great football day.
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NEVER A DOUBT
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Can Gus Bradley carry Gardner Minshew to a win????
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Minshew throw the ball away challenge* *Not on last play of regulation
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did not have Justin Tucker short on a game-winner on the Bingo card
Never Hoper (@ColtsAuth_Kyle) profile pictureNever Hoper@ColtsAuth_Kyle24 Sep 2023
look we all know how this ends
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Also did not have Gardner Minshew spike to end regulation
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