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1956-ISSUE SOVIET TIME-TRAVELLING COMPUTER SYSTEM WHICH DEVELOPED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND NOW SUPPORTS DULWICH HAMLET IN THE PRESENT DAY

Champion Hill
Joined May 2014
Nine years ago yesterday - one of the best games I've ever seen even though Town lost. @ETFCOfficial 3 @DulwichHamletFC 4 The visitors were inspired by the magic of Erhun Oztumer who netted a hat-trick. Link: thecoldend.blogspot.com/2013…
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GREAT TO SEE PETER GETTING INVOLVED IN ALL SORTS OF ACTIVITIES, NOT SURE WHY HE'S IN GOAL THOUGH? 👏👏👏😂🤣#dhfc
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THANKS FOR YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE CLUB CROUCHY #DHFC
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😶#dhfc
No place for gambling advertisements in sport! We support the @the_bigstep and will be raising awareness of this important conversation in the run up and during our home game against @BTFC tomorrow. the-bigstep.com/blog/f/dulwi… #DHFC 💖💙
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GREAT SEEING POSTMAN PETE OUT ON HIS ROUNDS DELIVERING EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED #dhfc
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ALONG WITH OTHER EXCITING MERCHADISING OPPORTUNITIES #DHFC REVEAL THEY ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE A WHERES WALLY INSPIRED "WHERES CROUCHY - AT FUCKING T**TINGS TOILET GROUND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON" AVAILABLE AT THE MEGA CONTAINER FROM JULY
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ACCORDING TO SOURCES CLOSE TO THE CLUB - PART OF CROUCHYS ONBOARDING FOR THE #DHFC DIRECTOR ROLE WILL MEAN COOKING FOR THE YOUTH TEAM AND OFFICIALS. IN AN EXCITING TWIST FOR THE CAMERAS, INSTEAD OF THE USUAL TURKEY TWIZZLERS, LASAGNE IS ON THE MENU. TOP TV👏👏👏🧑‍🍳
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RUMOUR HAS IT CROUCHYS FIRST MOVE AS #DHFC DIRECTOR WILL BE TO INSTALL A GOAT "PETTING" ZOO NEXT TO THE TOILETS OPPOSITE STAND, WHERE EVERYONE CAN "PET" FOR FREE. FIRST CLASS FORWARD THINKING COMRADE 👊✊👏
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GREAT TO HAVE CROUCHY COME ALL THE WAY DOWN TO OUR LEVEL & FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, HE KNOWS WHATS IMPORTANT 👊✊👏 #DHFC
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EVERYONE CALM, WE ARE SURE THE PROPERTY DEVELOPERS & COUNCIL BOTH WANT WHAT IS BEST FOR #DHFC AND THE LOCAL COMMUNITY
>> MESSAGE BEGINS << COMFAST TRAVEL ADVICE TO @leistonfc. LEAVE EARLY TO AVOID TRAFFIC ON MAIN ROAD INTO TOWN. #DHFC >> MESSAGE ENDS <<
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{{{INFO_STREAM_UPDATE}}} |DATA|... <<SUBJECT>> "Incoming futuristic 3D + 2D printed merchandise" #dhfc
<<IT'S TOO LATE PUNY EARTHLINGS. COMFAST HIGH COMMAND HAS FUCKED OFF TO COUNTRIES WITH CHEAPER HOUSING COSTS AND EVEN THE FICTIONAL REALM.>>
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