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‘The Comedian’ Alpaca Chainsaw

@ComedianAllenC

The Fountain City’s Furious Funny Fat Fuck. Married to cheese stick thief @djinniethejinx

 Kansas
Joined December 2011
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‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney Universal bio

‘The Comedian’ Allen Chaney Universal bio

PERSONAL STATS. NAME: Allen Chaney AGE & BIRTHDATE: 34, September 30th 1987 HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 315 LBS. HOMETOWN: Kansas City, MO PICTURE BASE: Kevin Steen/Owens PROFESSIONAL STATS. PERFORMER NAME:...

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Pinnacle Championship Wrestling (@PINNACLE_CW) profile picturePinnacle Championship Wrestling@PINNACLE_CWOct 17
𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝟒𝟕 — October 17th, 2026 — Cleveland, Ohio pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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‘When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.’ — Dick Butkus
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𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝟒𝟑 — September 12th, 2026 — Memphis, Tennessee pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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Following their second consecutive draw on last night's episode of Altitude, @ComedianAllenC and Tavarri Battle will go to war one last time... this time at #StormHeaven on August 29th!
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Pinnacle Championship Wrestling (@PINNACLE_CW) profile picturePinnacle Championship Wrestling@PINNACLE_CWJul 26
𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬 — July 25th, 2026 — Denver, Colorado — Season Two Premiere pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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I took a loss in my hometown that kinda stung. But then the show after… …just as I promised. The set-up paid off in a beautiful Punchline.
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You really showed me, man.
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𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬 — April 4th, 2026 — New Orleans, Louisiana pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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Wife Guy ish.
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Hello wife. Happy birthday. There’s a waffle bar. I love you. @djinniethejinx
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Y’all motherfuckers heard any good jokes lately?
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𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬 — February 21st, 2026 — Indianapolis, Indiana pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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//CD thingy coming soon.
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I started a joke…
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𝑰𝑴𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑻𝒀 — February 14th, 2026 — Chicago, Illinois pinnaclepro.jcink.net/index.…
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So a guy walks into a talent agency and says ‘Have I got an act for you…’
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//Heya. Looking for something angled or with middle commitment for Allen at the moment.
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Imperial Wrestling Federation (@iwf2013) profile pictureImperial Wrestling Federation@iwf2013Jan 8
Survival of the Fittest is now up for replay! The legendary Extinction Event determines who has entered 2026 as as champion and maybe as a scorched contender! The IWF World Tag Team Championships are on the line! Gladiators will be crowned! iwf2013.proboards.com/thread…
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I think this woman is eating all my hoodies and shirts. I don’t know where they all keep going.
dJINNie (@djinniethejinx) profile picturedJINNie@djinniethejinx8 Dec 2025
pssstttt...not wearing pants. but wearing my favorite persons flannel. ❤️
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//Twitter name change in effect while I am job searching lol.
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And to all who keep pointing it out after I came back. Yes, I HAVE been losing weight.
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