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Please could you help & SHARE this post far and wide? Letβs try & help Mangoβ¦ this poor little dog. He was guest of honour at my Sons wedding, only a couple of weeks ago... and now heβs facing paralysis! π’ π₯ gofundme.com/f/help-mango-waβ¦
facebook.com/share/1d93MfyYSβ¦
My faith has been restored in humanityβ¦
β¦I have a Ring doorbell and not a single extra puff was taken!
π€£ Happy Halloween!!! π€£
π¬ π¨ π€ π π» #Halloween #RingDoorbell #Ring @ring
What f*cking weirdo sets fireworks off early October?
Dog has just nearly sh!t itselfβ¦ and knocked the Christmas tree over. π€¬
Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief) ξ¨ π retweeted
Iβm not buying Evian water anymore, they must think Iβm stupidβ¦ it's naive backwards!!!
I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
Iβm not buying Evian water anymore, they must think Iβm stupidβ¦ it's naive backwards!!!
I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.
π¨ MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE π¨
Iβve just time-travelled back from the year 2040β¦ and I have urgent news.
By then, self-checkout machines are sentient and demanding tipsβ¦ trousers have nine pockets (but no one remembers why) and βcoffeeβ is just aβ¦ (1/2)
(2/2) β¦vitamin patch you slap on your forehead.
Oh, and remember to buy shares in biscuits⦠trust me on this one.
#BackFromTheFuture #YoullThankMeLater #TimeTravelTroubles
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