Political wonk. Laughtivist. Not into Lattes, but partial to SmashedAvo. Written for @SBScomedy, the AIMN & ProgressiveConversation. Often doesn't get own jokes
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“If they leave the parcel, it’s not us”, a spokesperson said.
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“9-1-1 what’s your emergency?”
“There’s someone in the house. He’s trying to kill me.”
“Okay, what I want you to do is get to your ballroom.”
“I don’t have a ballroom.”
“…Then may God have mercy on your soul.”
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
The problem here is that there is empirical data to support both:
“The President is so loathsome that he would stage multiple assassination attempts to boost his popularity”
AND
“The President is so loathsome that multiple people would genuinely attempt to murder him”
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
I don't understand how building a new ballroom will stop Trump from staging assassination attempts. – at Drexel-Alvernon, AZ
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
So the Libs and Nationals are going to preference the Racists in Farrer against Independent @michelle4farrer
I shudder to think what former MP late Tim Fischer would think of this move.
Where is the outrage from John Anderson?
If anyone is still struggling to understand how America under trump has collapsed this will give you a glimpse of how to start the slide in Australia.
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
Angus Taylor is drowning on #Insiders trying to defend the Liberals preferencing One Nation in Farrer.
Even John Howard had the sense to put One Nation last.
The modern Liberal Party: No conviction, only contortion.
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
One Nation supporter at the pub last night was stating that Pauline is going to win the election tonight, and will become Prime Minister of South Australia. One Nation seems to attract these sorts of mental giants.
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“The plight of a group of Australian women with young children trapped in the horrors of the Al Roz camp in Northern Syria and desperately wishing to return to Australia has come up against the political realities being played out domestically.”
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“The social media behemoths do need to be held accountable, but we should all be cautious how that accountability is asserted and enforced.”
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“There is a particular kind of political theatre that requires not just a straight face but an apparently complete absence of self-awareness.” Yes, that’s Tim. Brilliant piece by @SueBarrett
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“Australians are immersed in constant information overload. This environment is central to understanding how propaganda works.”
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“Plenty has been written about the cost of tax breaks for investors and the impact it has on the market.”
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“Let’s be direct about what we’re facing.
Jillian Segal, the government’s Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism, has proposed a sweeping agenda that would fundamentally alter how Australian universities operate.” By @KleinRevd
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Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
For those Christian Trump supporters...
Number of times the word 'Jesus' appears in the New Testament = 1310
Number of times the word 'God' appears in The Bible = 4500
Number of times the word 'Trump' appears in the Epstein Files = 38,000+
Just sayin'
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