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TSA Commissioner (Parody)

@CommissionerTsa

It's only an hour a week....and it's a parody! Don't take it seriously, I'm the made up Commissioner for 1st Anytown of The Silly Association

Joined November 2021
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Has anyone seen my 3 chocolate éclairs? They were sitting on a plate 😉
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Taco you'll never get to heaven (In a baked bean tin....cos it's got baked beans in!) #AllAboutMexicoInASongOrMovie
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There was a farmer had a dog and LINGO was his name-o #LanguageInASongOrMovie
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We're hear because, we're hear because (We're hear because we're hear) #EarsInASongOrMovie
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Found a Pecan 🥜 #NutsVarietyInASongOrMovie
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Just to confirm, there is no kisscam at scout camp 🫢
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Salmon Eggs #FishMealsInASongOrMovie
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Please sign up for the Forester Badge session this weekend. Contact: Will O 😀
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If you don't hear back from Will O, try contacting Ash 😆
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Polite notice: Charlie HAD a pigeon called Charlie, so Charlie WAS a pigeon. 😂
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The Jungle Bookkeeping #SkillsInASongOrMovie
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Gaa-goo went the little frogs legs one day 🐸 #FranceInASongOrMovie
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How to Grow in Anytown: Stop nagging volunteers to do more training.....Stop threatening suspension..... nah, not gonna do that 😂
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So today we had 3 people say they would volunteer in Anytown.....but the computer says "No!" 🙄
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Are you tick aware? Tick....I've done my Safety Training 🤗
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Not quite ready.....😋
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Singing in the Raincoat 😉 #ASongOrMovieForClothing
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Free training event is being run at County HQ next Monday. To sign up, please email Pat Roles 😀
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Louis Cola #SweetenACelebrity
Image from TSA Commissioner (Parody) (@CommissionerTsa)
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New! We have opened an Archive Museum. To book a visit for your section, please contact Anne Teak at 16th 😄
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In Anytown, we care about your safety. Therefore, we have introduced: Compulsory 27-hour online training 14-step guidance for Firelighting 43-page booklet advising pitching and striking camp 😁
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