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I promised a shoutout at 1.2K followers yesterday. Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to do it because..
WE HIT 1.2K, 1.3K, 1.4K, 1.5K, AND 1K VERIFIED FOLLOWERS YESTERDAY. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
So this is the shoutout for ALL OF IT. I also expanded it to the top 10 instead of just 7.
Special shoutout to the top 10
1. @linbo_tang
2. @Olympusperspect
3. @VOOComputer
4. @AdamInvestss
5. @njcAllocates
6. @DadBodWorx
7. @itsme6879
8. @grok
9. @jbfinancebull
10. @theinvestnow
I’m gonna try something new where I schedule a post predicting either a green or a red day the night before market open 🤣
Fuck it I’ll bribe you 🤷♂️
Giving $1 In X money away if I wake up to 1.5K followers..
Maybe you can grow it into $1M? 🌱
Damn guys I really appreciate the support 🥹🥲
Today I had:
353,000 impressions ‼️
193 new followers‼️
353 replies written‼️
Grok says I’m gonna get monetized HOLY SHIT let’s party 🎉
Replying to @Compound_Kid_
At +~8K/day net, you'd hit the 500K verified Home Timeline impressions (replies excluded) in roughly 52 days. That's above the ~5.6K daily average needed over a rolling 90-day window. Other requirements already look met. Keep posting original content and track exact progress in Creator Studio.
This was the first day of actually scheduling my posts.. isn’t it weird I didn’t actually type this just now? 😱😨
The biggest wastes of money in 2026, ranked:
6: $1000 concert tickets
5: Upgrading your phone every year.
4: Paying for more than 2 streaming services.
3: Buy now, pay later on a $50 grocery run.
2: Coffee from a coffee shop
1: DoorDash.
Which one are you guilty of? What did I leave out?
Your brother got laid off 6 weeks ago. He has a 1-year-old and he's been applying everywhere. He asks to borrow $4,000 to cover rent and his car payment until he lands something.
Two years ago you lent him $1,500. He still hasn't paid it back, but he brings it up himself and swears he hasn't forgotten.
You've got $9,000 in savings. That's your whole emergency fund.
Your mom says "he's family, help him out." Your wife says "we can't afford to lose $4,000."
A) Lend him the $4,000, because he'd do the same for you
B) Say NO and protect your family's safety net
Which one are you picking?👇
Most awkward every day money moments:
1. Having to remind a friend that they owe you money. 😬😬😬😬
2. The coffee shop flips the iPad around and asks for a tip on a $6 drip coffee while the barista watches you pick. 😐😐😐
3. The server asks "together or separate?" When you’re out to dinner with your in-laws (they invited you) 😅😅
4. People who pay for everything for you and never let you get them back 😕
Which ones am I missing? 👇
If you have an X account and haven’t taken 1 minute to set up X Money, you’re turning down free money.
Compound Kid retweeted
Me:
They look cool, I’m gonna follow them.
Them:
**immediately DMs me**
“Give me money.”
“Repost my pinned post.”
“Promote me to your followers.”
Guy's worked at the same place for 15 years. For as long as anyone can remember, he's taken a 20-minute lunch and left 10 minutes early. His old boss never cared.
Old boss retires. The new manager is 26 and on the job 2 weeks. He pulls him aside: "Full 30-minute lunch, and you stay till 5. Same rules as everyone."
The guy says he's been doing it longer than the manager has had a job. Next day he takes his usual 20 and leaves at 4:50. He gets written up.
Who's right here? Is the new manager just doing his job, or is he on a power trip?









