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Pondoland, ZA
Joined November 2011
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Can you even imagine how embarrassing it would be if #Arsenal somehow lost a penalty shootout against a team thats only got ONE first choice goalkeeper? Devastating! #ARSPOR
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#chembr Yes Boro! Is this the start of the most heroic comeback in footballing history?!? No, probably not. 🤣
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#WiganAthletic keeper #SamTickle is a genuine superstar in the making. If he keeps up the form he showed tonight in #WIGMUN, then he's destined for greatness. Can't think of anybody better to fill the role of being #Arsenal's third first-choice goalkeeper. 🤣
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We should really just have done as God told us and crucified Jesus on Friday. Now we're seeing the consequences of our actions. #LIVARS
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I've said it more times than I can count, and I'll probably say it at least that many times again: the only metric that IQ tests can reliably measure is an individual's score on IQ tests.
Psychologists are not intelligent enough, mathematically sophisticated enough, or honest enough, to get that if IQ scores don't predict income, it is not because wealthy people are not intelligent, but the IQ does not test intelligence (only unintelligence). h/t @Satyaki_R
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[BREAKING NEWS] President Cyril Ramaphosa suspends Public Protector Busisiwe Mkhwebane with immediate effect.
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I want to personally apologize to everyone we harmed when we misgendered this brave, beautiful woman. I’ll be stepping away from my role as CEO of the Bee for a time to reflect on why we got this wrong and how we can do better. babylonbee.com/news/rachel-l…
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If a person cannot afford private schooling, private healthcare, or private transportation, what makes him think he will be able to afford private electricity after Eskom is privatised?
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How exactly was #psgvsrealmadrid brought to meby @Heineken and @LAYS? What exactly was their role? The game was brought to me by @SuperSportTV and @MTN using satellites and 4G, and I fucking paid them for it. All @Heineken & @LAYS brought me was a postgame ad that lied to me.
Today i learned that #Loadshedding is <5km away from my house! After ~10yrs off grid, I honestly cannot tell you how excited I am to finally have the loadshedding schedule matter to me. @SikonathiM, it feels a lifetime ago, but I told you it would get here eventually! 😆💫🥳
Does anybody know the procedure for resetting the contact details for a @myNSFAS account if you no longer have access to the email address and phone number used to create the account? No replies to email or facebook messages.
I just realised that even though @Donny_beek6 and I are doing very similar work (watching Man Utd play), he's getting paid thousands of pounds for his efforts, and I'm doing it for free like a goddamn chump.
Under capitalism, "private property" is not about the right to have your own home and belongings. It is about the right of elites to enclose and appropriate commons: forests, subsurface minerals, water, the atmosphere, public goods, even knowledge itself.
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Never, ever do business with the snakes at @afrihost. I cancelled my recurring data bundle with them almost a year ago, but they continue to steal money from my account every single month. I'm beyond furious.
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‘The british evacuated 200 dogs and cats from Afghanistan and then apologised for leaving people behind’ has the potential to become one of those facts that people remember for literally hundreds of years teapawt.net/Telegraph/status/14313…
Replying to @Telegraph
🔴Boris Johnson said he felt "a great sense of regret" that British forces will leave Afghanistan without having rescued up to 1,100 Afghans who served alongside them Read more from @LOS_Fisher ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Is it just me, or is @JackGrealish trying to pull off all of the Beckham haircuts at the same time? #MCFC #Grealish
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Me: "#Arsenal are really struggling with this game." @Some_Harrington: "Football?"
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Is #WengerIn still a thing, or has that ship sailed? #Arsenal #MCFC