Breaking News - We have received exclusive documents proving that Mr Foley is trying to manipulate Discord polling with alt accounts and extortion!
Will his manipulation work this time? Or will his satanic attempts, once again, be fruitless?
Breaking News - LABC tries to show their inspect element skills by fabricating fake news. In another news, all alts of the disgraced speaker do not want him to be nominated for VP.
Inactive members like the former speaker try to spread false news regarding the activity of the Executive. It appears that writing their tweets is the most they’ve done since joining AR. Sources close to the WH say that everyone who wrote a tweet is asking POTUS for cabinet role.
BREAKING NEWS - TERRORIST ORGANISATIONS COME INTO LA. ILL LE DO SOMETHING?
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INACTIVE SPEAKER MAKES FAKE NEWS AGAIN. ACCORDING TO OUR FACT-CHECKERS, THERE’VE BEEN MORE PRESS CONFERENCES FROM THE ACON ADMINISTRATION THAN HOUSE SESSIONS TO DATE BY DETHRONED SPEAKER ARMANFOLEY!
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BREAKING NEWS - DISGRACED OUSTED SPEAKER SPREADS FAKE NEWS USING HIS NEWS CHANNEL IN AN ATTEMPT TO SHIFT FOCUS FROM HIS OWN INCOMPETENCY
President @aConArtist1 announces his alt and former Senator-alt KathrynAguliar as a Supreme Court Justice. We don't know whats worse -- a politican on the courts - or that the President appointed his alt on the bench. You tell us.
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BREAKING - Sources close to the president have shared video footage of PremiumRadiatorE being bombed after his deportation to Somalia. Will the president continue to punish individuals who attack our democracy like this?
BREAKING - The President sends a letter to representatives telling them to start working or house will be dissolved.
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Fake news debunked by con News
BREAKING NEWS - According to a high ranking official, @aConArtist1 is planning to resign as president.
BREAKING NEWS - SPEAKER ARMANS ATTEMPTS TO BECOME PRESIDENT HAVE FAILED FAILED IN COURT AND SENATE. THAT'S THREE REJECTIONS NOW.
MULTIPLE SOURCES CLAIM TO HAVE SUBMITTED RESOLUTIONS TO EXPEL THE SPEAKER FROM CONGRESS BUT THEY CLAIM THE SPEAKER HAS DECLINED TO PUT THEM TO VOTE.
BREAKING NEWS - BACON HAIR SAVES THE FEDERAL BANK FROM A THIEF! THE IDENTITY OF THE ALLEGED THIEF IS UNKNOWN BUT EXPERTS ASSUME IT'S @TreyNomikos
THE BACON HAIR SEEMS TO BE A MEMBER OF THE CHARITY CALLED BACON HAIR FOUNDATION.
BREAKING - ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCES @SpeakerAR TRIED TO ENTER THE WHITE HOUSE MOMENTS AFTER LOSING THE ELECTION BUT FAILED TO CLIMB THE FENCE. WE HAVE ATTACHED A CCTV FOOTAGE OF A MAN WHO APPEARS TO LOOK LIKE HIM. WE HAVEN'T IDENTIFIED THE PERSON IN THE VIDEO YET.
Our Investigative department has concluded that the image attached is fake. Inspect element.
Breaking - FBI secretly plans to assassinate @aConArtist1 and member of his charity and the DAG urges the FBI people, the day before the election to charge aConArtist with more counts despite no definite proof.
Breaking - Anonymous sources showed us conclusive proof of the AG deliberately charging @aConArtist1 for political reasons just the day of the election. Now the DOJ has moved for a dismissal they day after elections are concluded. This leaves us to wonder, why is DOJ so political
BREAKING NEWS FOOTAGE SHOWS THE PRESIDENT PRO TEMPORE @aConArtist1 FIGHTING AGAINST RUSSIA, WE REMIND THE AMERICANS WE ARE STILL IN A STATE OF WAR!
