FORMER DRAG RACER-AMERICAN-SUPPORT OUR VETERANS-PRO CONSTITUTION-ASSHOLE-KINDA FUNNY
Alabama, USA
Joined July 2024
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Remember when you had a choice of a good candidate and a better candidate?
Those were good times. 🇺🇸
Happy Birthday to Alex!! 🎊
Well, the time has come, @SummRidge 's boy is turning 15! Alex is getting his permit to drive and even though Brian and myself are TOTALLY comfortable teaching him to drive we decided that Rascal should do the honors!
Just touched base with Rascal and he muttered something about feeling safer in France and I told him him to stop being scaredy trash panda and to be a good friend. Got him in line now.
Evidently Alex needed a new hunting rifle so I reckon they are headed to Knoxville to shop a bit!
On theme for this week's fun is a Browning AB3 rifle chambered in .30-06!
Y'all know what we like but be sure and wish Alex, who this post should be a surprise to, a big hearty wholesome happy birthday!
As always, thanks to @SummRidge and let's all have a great week!
Good Luck
Godspeed (especially to you Rascal & Alex)
and Keep Going!
That’s not a fridge that’s a Deceptacon. Better drag that bitch out and shoot it before it takes over mankind.
Well, it’s Monday morning, and apparently another household appliance has decided to give up the ghost!
In the 16 years we’ve lived in this house, we’ve replaced the roof TWICE thanks to tornadoes, the water heater, washer, dryer, dishwasher, over-the-range microwave and exhaust fan, and the stove.
And now, for your listening pleasure this fine Monday morning, I present our REFRIGERATOR! Sound up.
At this point, I’m beginning to think the appliances are taking turns seeing who can bankrupt us first.
Anybody else live in a house where everything seems to break just because it can?
I have an opinion on everything because I’m allowed to just like everybody else.
That’s the great thing about America.
We say what we want because we can.
They probably stole $600 worth of candy.
One person bought six bags of candy at work and it was $120.
There’s more than one thing wrong here.
My boss just made me cry. I was telling her stories of these little red kerosene lanterns that we used in our house. We only had power maybe half the year.
She bought me a little light up Christmas one and we both cried lol
I have no idea why I go out of my way to help out a company that pays me $10 an hour when they treat me like shit won’t give me a raise and they don’t pay me for travel expenses when I go to different stores to help them out. Every time they call me in to come in early like today which I’m doing right now I come in. This one-sided relationship isn’t working. I’m a loyal person to a fault and I give it everything I have without complaint with exception of today of course lol
I got my winter stuff out of the closet, and most of my stuff is destroyed by mice. Some of the holes I can put my freaking fist through.
I got lucky yesterday at a thrift store and found this shirt for a dollar.
It’s soft and warm and I can actually pull the flannel look off okay 👌🏼
This wise guy🤣🤣🤣
@TheUsefulTool has a point. They go straight for my forehead, while I go straight for their mothers.
We all know the types of men that come into conservative X Spaces, to troll females because their wives throw them down into the basement -where they play on their computer 💻 fidget with their micro-peen. 🔬🔍 and they take it out on everyone. @carmenL_v2 / @EmmyReloaded 🤣
