𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉!

[/] Yoshi needs to nerf Sinclaire and have Violet ended in the balance patch

New York City... 'n', somehow, everyone's bland... What's a Unicorn do to get stroked silly by feet in this place?! I ain't wastin' my wish on that!

Celeste's secret specialty: Throwin' glitter on your stuff when you're not lookin'!

Good to hear, good to hear. Some gals always just make big promises, and then never follow up with it. Real annoyin' stuff.

Gee, didn't even have to try all that hard for all this... All's it takes is a night out with some drinks and then find a cheap motel? You won't find her complainin', as long as you're footin' the bill!

She better.. This things gets restless teasing is the only thing it gets! But Candace will know what to do.

And this is a MYTHICAL dick bein' offered! Like, c'mon, I'm literally a Unicorn. You know, the super rare harbinger of... mysticism? Or whatever? When's the next time you're gonna get bent by one?? Point is, I can breathe fire and I wanna keep my five bucks.

... All I's got is a Lincoln, man. A girl gotta buy herself something nice after the murder ritual, you know?

The feminine urge to scam him! 😇

Candace dick fit in her hands, though...?

Knights don't drink?! Awww, man. Bummer.. Even Father Quinn drinks! And he's a priest! Maybe that's 'cause he hunts monsters for a livin', but I ain't lookin' at the details unless they're your body.

Weeeelll...- You know! Girls gotta have fun. So, obviously, we'd be chuggin' some drinks! And whatever would happen after.. could be a secret between just us.ㅤ♡

His whole thing is "stalking his prey" or whatever, so I don't know. What I DO know is that we should be chattin' a lot more if you catch my drift.

I mean... they ARE shootin' me. And I think they've got the Drifter. Think, like, an ancient vampire who's hunting humanity for fun. He would turn me into a cut of meat for fun, yeah.

Well, yeah. We got these two gods in the cursed apple. I summon one of 'em.. but for that we gotta shoo the other one away. And that means dealing with the people the other patron hired. So I gotta do what I gotta do.

Well, someone's gotta have to get Lenny's soul back. Might as well be me. But I'm startin' to think I should, ya know, use the wish to get you as my girlfriend.

Patrons are... the gods. I'm helping to summon. For the ritual, where I murder people. Not you, silly.