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Rest In Cake @221Rants. There's cake everywhere. DM me your confession.

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Joined January 2015
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I just /love/ when I get griped at for not replying, only to get ignored when I do reply.
these flowers are full of fangs,comfort me in fury.wake me,witch.
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Why has my TL turned into a brothel? I emerge from my hobbit hole and find debauchery at every turn. Whores. All of you. (Me too.)
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Damn it's been a long time...
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[Lays in @221Rants' mentions because it's been forever and a day.]
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55. The Beatles are not the greatest band/artists ever. I prefer Michael Jackson any day. Stop hollering that shit.
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54. The fact that ABC Family changed its name still upsets me.
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When you post a solo but no one likes or RTs it but you from your other accounts:
🌚😂
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What'd I miss? Who died?
I took an extra long (6 month) nap and my alarm JUST went off. I MISSED YOU BAE. teapawt.net/221Rants/status/900819…
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[Casually dollops cake icing onto @221Rants' nose then disappears again.]
Well it's been quite a while.
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Where's the application at to retire from Twitter?
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Sending starters without asking someone if they actually want to RP with you first and talking like this; " how are you? " teapawt.net/221rants/status/824669…