Constance Chapin

I leave the country for a few years and I'm calling it a 'CV' now.

Four years ago a decision was made and I've regretted it ever since. Though it had its moments. #MyTwitterAnniversary

The period of time where I forgot my password is the third happiest moment of my life.

Well at least I'm getting out of the house again.

Residual payments have a way of reminding me of my need of disposable income. That and my bank accounts.

Being unemployed gives me a me time to pursue new hobbies. Like being better than the contestants on Countdown.

Also I've been sprucing up my CV and somehow 'once hit someone in the head with a dictionary' isn't what employers look for.

According to the trending topics it is the time of the year for American football. To think that's the thing I'm glad to be away from most.

Waterfalls was on the radio. I might have been caught singing.

I might have to start finding a job again. I lost my CV. I'm not sure what employable skills I have.

I've found that life has been significantly better once I stopped paying attention to things like this. I highly recommend it.