Semi-retired Fantasy Consultant | Ranker at FantasyPros & Gridiron Experts | FantasyPros #4 Overall & #1 RB Draft Accuracy 2025 | Parlay & Exacta Bettor

Louisville, KY
Joined September 2012
Every commercial I see for Cupertino feels like a different show… which doesn’t bode well for its longevity.
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“Has the last laugh”
Ex White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has last laugh as she's spotted working out in sunny SoCal trib.al/K2n7q73
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My #SFB16 team is about to have some problems this week.
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Aaaaaand lowest points in my division for the week. #SFB16
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I’m not saying Najee shouldn’t be cut, but what are the Giants even doing with the running back position at this point?
Source: The #Giants are releasing RB Najee Harris, another RB shakeup.
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Imagine telling someone in the late 80’s that James Caan’s kid and the Going Back to Cali rapper would someday be leading a police procedural on major network television.
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The hardest of passes.
Just walk it off THEO VON: I’M DOING FINE premieres on OCTOBER 20, only on Netflix!
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It’s weird that the Giants’ fourth string running back is in so many commercials.
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Let’s. Fucking. Go.
We found Wu-Tang's infamous 1-of-1 album, "Once Upon A Time in Shaolin" — once purchased by pharma bro Martin Shkreli — and played it for Method Man (and you) for the first time.
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First trip to the mechanic: “Yea, you’re gonna need a new flipitty-flop valve and your steamy-thrust pump is shot. We can get you outta here today for one billiondy dollars.”
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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Received a work email that was 1,841 words long. Might be time to call it a week.
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Vibes. Have You Seen Me Lately? (Live At Chelsea Studios) youtu.be/s95BGR4oePs?si=BXKV… via @YouTube
Our album Recovering the Satellites was released 30 years ago today. Leave a comment and tell us your favorite song, favorite memory, and where you were when you first heard it. Thank you for listening all of these years! Listen now: countingcrows.lnk.to/Satelli…
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Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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The most on-brand, shitty take.
The older I get, the more I think Colonel Jessup was actually the hero of “A Few Good Men.”
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Literally no one wanted to win that Giants and Commanders game.
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