Sherlock Holmes

People assume you can only arrive at one conclusion from an observation, when in actuality you arrive at several.

I don't wear ties. Not my style.

True, I hadn't factored that in.

No, he's a priest.

Of course - the murderer's socks were black.

Life goes on.

Why is it always the hat photograph?

I would say 'good morning', but Mrs. Hudson won't stop telling me what happened on the Eastenders, so I'd be lying.

I'm clever. Of course I'm clever. Who said I wasn't clever?

PFFFT. teapawt.net/ThoseWhoLive/status/69…

Now that my birthday has passed, I can get back to doing something interesting.

I need work. The mind rots without it.

@kimmyjattan1 Leave me the interesting crimes.

Sorry, I don't fall for these things. You must be looking for Mrs. Hudson. teapawt.net/giveawaywebo/status/68…

@kimmyjattan1 Yes.

Unsolved murder, interesting puzzle. Same difference.

@kimmyjattan1 Yes?

The science of deduction is exactly that. A precise science which myself and my brother have honed to extreme levels. NOT a magic trick.

Huh.

How utterly boring. I don't need domestic murder cases, Lestrade, I need an interesting one.

Oh dear.