He was responsible for insulting ur whole family and calling your wife ugly and ya just took it. You can blame him for that ya worm.
The thing history will remember ya for is when the president insulted ya whole fam and not only did ya let him but ya ended up supportin the dude!! When it gets cold don't leave the country again ya douche!
🎤 drop.
Oh no!
I think i ate some of that cycloptic lettuce that makes ur butthole a grenade launcher or whatever.
#Explosivediarrhea
Ive had so many hot dogs that all my poops look like little cocktail weenies covered in chocolate sauce I think something is wrong. #4thofJuly
Tomorrow is the #4thofJuly and I don't think my @ConsultantIsIn is going to be able to break the record.
#FridayFunday #Hotdogs #July4th
Hey Ted, shut up.
In a first-world country, you could turn on the A/C….
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ted Cruz's own state has made the same request on numerous occasions.
texastribune.org/2015/08/12/abb…
ercot.com/news/release?i…
wfaa.com/article/news/s…
These hot dogs are really messin up my stomach I might be sleeping in the bathroom cause I do be poopin!
#HotDogsMakeHotLogs
Ep 436 of SnappedChat is up!
My @ConsultantIsIn wanted to celebrate #4thofJuly and do something big. Something American! He wanted to set a World Record for hot dog eating. Don't worry @joeyjaws, you are safe.
LOOK! THEY ARE HARD OK!
Ep 412 of SnappedChat is up!
I have my @ConsultantIsIn tested and I know just the guy to see if he is capable of administering such a task. Thank you to @BillWillTeacher for seeing if he is still equipped to handle day to day operations.
Stay tuned for Part 2...
Sweet! I got a photoshoot with #VanityFair comin up! Anything I should know about??
I might be mad at him. But I still will not miss a dang episode if I dont gotta. #AlwaysThereForSnappedChat
Ep 408 of SnappedChat is up!
After the harsh things I said to my @ConsultantIsIn last time so we decided not to meet this time around. However, he still wanted to give an update. Hope I can make things up to him!
Bad news everybody.
I didn't get elected Mayor of Hot Dude Town.
#Mayor #elections
Changed my cover photo to a throwback of me when I first got to this office. Seems like only yesterday amirite?
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Got shows this weekend but my @ConsultantIsIn only seems to care about the #RenaissanceFair.
#ThursdayThoughts #Fair #SnappedChat







